Caffeinated Otter
@caffeinatedotter.bsky.social
Author of short and episodic fiction: fantasy, SF, smut — http://brain-implant.tech/writing/ he/him
It's really hard to pick out lines I'm proud of writing, because my favourites tend to be the ones that don't sound like much on their own, but in context land with the full weight of everything that led up to them
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's really hard to pick out lines I'm proud of writing, because my favourites tend to be the ones that don't sound like much on their own, but in context land with the full weight of everything that led up to them
Never read the replies; it's where reply guys hang out
Somehow I never remember
Somehow I never remember
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Never read the replies; it's where reply guys hang out
Somehow I never remember
Somehow I never remember
I have this fun ability to retain the kind of trivia whereby I see a post about crowdfunding to revive a beloved commercially-published ttrpg from back in the day, I can go "ah, THAT'S the ttrpg publisher where the owners publicly defended a sexual harasser/domestic abuser/outright rapist/Nazi/etc."
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have this fun ability to retain the kind of trivia whereby I see a post about crowdfunding to revive a beloved commercially-published ttrpg from back in the day, I can go "ah, THAT'S the ttrpg publisher where the owners publicly defended a sexual harasser/domestic abuser/outright rapist/Nazi/etc."
Got shot down :(
Missilegirls watching glittering hulls from afar, yearning and yearning.
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Got shot down :(
Missilegirls watching glittering hulls from afar, yearning and yearning.
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Missilegirls watching glittering hulls from afar, yearning and yearning.
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
*See her?* whispers fire control. *You should go for it,* and it's just the push they need; darting over to make contact, hot and delirious with their own joyful bravery—
"The British aristocracy, famously racist-weird about the idea of the bestial virile well-endowed savage—"
not that you're wrong, US commentator, but since you're sneering at Britain specifically, I don't think the historical English landowner class devised e.g. the "omegaverse" spin on that one
not that you're wrong, US commentator, but since you're sneering at Britain specifically, I don't think the historical English landowner class devised e.g. the "omegaverse" spin on that one
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"The British aristocracy, famously racist-weird about the idea of the bestial virile well-endowed savage—"
not that you're wrong, US commentator, but since you're sneering at Britain specifically, I don't think the historical English landowner class devised e.g. the "omegaverse" spin on that one
not that you're wrong, US commentator, but since you're sneering at Britain specifically, I don't think the historical English landowner class devised e.g. the "omegaverse" spin on that one
Scanlators stop reaching for the fucking word "degenerate" challenge
Weebs in general stop—ah, hell, nerds in—
Some days it's hard not feel outnumbered by people whose objection to Nazism is vocal, sincere, outraged, and solely to that specific word
Weebs in general stop—ah, hell, nerds in—
Some days it's hard not feel outnumbered by people whose objection to Nazism is vocal, sincere, outraged, and solely to that specific word
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Scanlators stop reaching for the fucking word "degenerate" challenge
Weebs in general stop—ah, hell, nerds in—
Some days it's hard not feel outnumbered by people whose objection to Nazism is vocal, sincere, outraged, and solely to that specific word
Weebs in general stop—ah, hell, nerds in—
Some days it's hard not feel outnumbered by people whose objection to Nazism is vocal, sincere, outraged, and solely to that specific word
Still rotating in my mind the anon asker who was all "where did the Hekate's Call mech names come from since they're not high-fantasy-sounding nonsense like Warhound"; the head-on collision of the desire to demand Lore & the total incuriosity to take even 5 seconds to put "Ancyor" in a search engine
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Still rotating in my mind the anon asker who was all "where did the Hekate's Call mech names come from since they're not high-fantasy-sounding nonsense like Warhound"; the head-on collision of the desire to demand Lore & the total incuriosity to take even 5 seconds to put "Ancyor" in a search engine
Well, except for the part where the only way to get hired for a British media job at any level is to be one of the Tory vampire's old school chums from cold-eyed-junior-sociopath-in-a-Victorian-sailor-suit prep school, so they're all enthusiastically in on it
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well, except for the part where the only way to get hired for a British media job at any level is to be one of the Tory vampire's old school chums from cold-eyed-junior-sociopath-in-a-Victorian-sailor-suit prep school, so they're all enthusiastically in on it
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woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed, worn down by life. doctor says, i have just the thing. bratty elf girl. woman says, "bratty elf girl?" doctor nods. bratty elf girl. "not clown pagliacci?" doctor shakes his head. bratty elf girl.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed, worn down by life. doctor says, i have just the thing. bratty elf girl. woman says, "bratty elf girl?" doctor nods. bratty elf girl. "not clown pagliacci?" doctor shakes his head. bratty elf girl.
Well, got through the sixteenth anniversary of Sibling Suicide #1 relatively psychologically intact.
Roll on February so we can do the fifteenth of #2
Roll on February so we can do the fifteenth of #2
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well, got through the sixteenth anniversary of Sibling Suicide #1 relatively psychologically intact.
Roll on February so we can do the fifteenth of #2
Roll on February so we can do the fifteenth of #2
The sheer reliability with which stressful questions instantly aggravate my lungs and make me start painfully coughing is 50-50 hilarious and infuriating;
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The sheer reliability with which stressful questions instantly aggravate my lungs and make me start painfully coughing is 50-50 hilarious and infuriating;
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You can get my lesbian horror novelette for 75% off!
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can get my lesbian horror novelette for 75% off!
"fnur hur hur I've been reading lesbian fiction and noticed that the authors talk about men like: and there was a man there, but when talking about women—"
almost as if writing entirely consists of deliberately putting words to the things everybody's here for?
almost as if writing entirely consists of deliberately putting words to the things everybody's here for?
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"fnur hur hur I've been reading lesbian fiction and noticed that the authors talk about men like: and there was a man there, but when talking about women—"
almost as if writing entirely consists of deliberately putting words to the things everybody's here for?
almost as if writing entirely consists of deliberately putting words to the things everybody's here for?
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you thought it was over?
wrong. ten trillion dead.
Happy fuckin thanksgiving
wrong. ten trillion dead.
Happy fuckin thanksgiving
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever."
-1984, George Orwell
Steel Jaws: Birth Defect of a Nation
hategrenade.itch.io/steel-jaws
-1984, George Orwell
Steel Jaws: Birth Defect of a Nation
hategrenade.itch.io/steel-jaws
Steel Jaws Speak No Evil by Hate Grenade Studio
Ero-Horror Twine Anthology
hategrenade.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
you thought it was over?
wrong. ten trillion dead.
Happy fuckin thanksgiving
wrong. ten trillion dead.
Happy fuckin thanksgiving
"why are people asking for a dislike button on AO3? The only possible thing that could do is open the door to harassment!"
Asked and answered, yeah?
Asked and answered, yeah?
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"why are people asking for a dislike button on AO3? The only possible thing that could do is open the door to harassment!"
Asked and answered, yeah?
Asked and answered, yeah?
I always feel like a heel, springboarding off someone else to say something like this, but I'm gonna plug the fanfic someone did for my Warlock of Progress again — there's a link to it on the story page. Not bunnygirls, but elf ears can be ballpark, right? brain-implant.tech/writing/fic/...
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I always feel like a heel, springboarding off someone else to say something like this, but I'm gonna plug the fanfic someone did for my Warlock of Progress again — there's a link to it on the story page. Not bunnygirls, but elf ears can be ballpark, right? brain-implant.tech/writing/fic/...
The skein of thread dropped from Thesea's trembling fingers as the Minotaur locked eyes with her. Her wife knelt between the beast's arrogantly wide-flung knees, beloved lips slurping obscenely, milk running from the corners of her mouth and streaming down her neck.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The skein of thread dropped from Thesea's trembling fingers as the Minotaur locked eyes with her. Her wife knelt between the beast's arrogantly wide-flung knees, beloved lips slurping obscenely, milk running from the corners of her mouth and streaming down her neck.
My terrible brain immediately suggests that "Cucked By The Minotaur" sounds like an incredibly mid Kindle-exclusive cishet urban fantasy ladysmut ebook with poorly 'shopped shirtless guy stock photo cover
if youre gonna cuck someone do so in the minotaur labyrinth so they have a harder time leaving. but watch out (for the minotaur)
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My terrible brain immediately suggests that "Cucked By The Minotaur" sounds like an incredibly mid Kindle-exclusive cishet urban fantasy ladysmut ebook with poorly 'shopped shirtless guy stock photo cover
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Tweaking “Disney adults” to “Nintendo adults” and running full tilt away from this post
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Tweaking “Disney adults” to “Nintendo adults” and running full tilt away from this post
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Because it *sort of* thematically intersects a few times with the reposted Friend Otter vignette, and because fuck it I haven't been able to write and thus present anything new in ages, have a re-share of my own.
Here's "Waiting for Gadot"
amiserablepileofwords.dreamwidth.org/36281.html
Here's "Waiting for Gadot"
amiserablepileofwords.dreamwidth.org/36281.html
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Because it *sort of* thematically intersects a few times with the reposted Friend Otter vignette, and because fuck it I haven't been able to write and thus present anything new in ages, have a re-share of my own.
Here's "Waiting for Gadot"
amiserablepileofwords.dreamwidth.org/36281.html
Here's "Waiting for Gadot"
amiserablepileofwords.dreamwidth.org/36281.html
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felt obliged to offer at least a little something for nothing to tide themselves over and to soothe my own neuroses, so i worked over an old story (to be *more* florid, not less) that i posted as a single screenshot on twitter, long ago, and threw it up on the patreon, free for all to see once more.
the rot in the field is holy (2nd edition) | Tara Wrist
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November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
felt obliged to offer at least a little something for nothing to tide themselves over and to soothe my own neuroses, so i worked over an old story (to be *more* florid, not less) that i posted as a single screenshot on twitter, long ago, and threw it up on the patreon, free for all to see once more.
Wretched brain, apropos of nothing: dolly doily
Do we think a dolly doily goes underneath your dollgirl, or on top?
Do we think a dolly doily goes underneath your dollgirl, or on top?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wretched brain, apropos of nothing: dolly doily
Do we think a dolly doily goes underneath your dollgirl, or on top?
Do we think a dolly doily goes underneath your dollgirl, or on top?