"dig two graves"? weak shit. Plan to leave enough of a crater that graves are moot,

Before seeking revenge, first chop off the Immortal Opal Dragon Master's arms, boil off the flesh, have an unethical doctor replace your own arm bones, and walk around a pus-dripping immunocompromised wreck doomed by necrosis before the Master's arms regrow and you're in Deep Shit — if you're lucky,

I try! Titles are hard

Also I don't manage that very often because I am not smart :)

Ryssa: as an immortal paladin of murdering the bastards who deserve it, I get to roam the entire world doing whatever I like!

Elf: sounds miserable. I'm coming

Hro, minding their own business: oh no what the fuck—

I think it was offered in a spirit of solidarity, not that Hro appreciated it 😏

...😶

The nearly 20-minute gap between the post and the quote was entirely me, fingers twitching, going "it doesn't need a punchline. It doesn't—"

Ah yeah, the professional media reviewer was just spitballing slow-burn AUs for no reason in the column inches of their day job, famously a thing that happens.

Just Saying, no reason honest, that they COULD have done the gay romance without any of that gay stuff onscreen ew. In a review. No reason

"Um when this reviewer published in a professional media outlet suggested that instead of portraying a gay romance on TV, adapted from a literal romance novel, they could have will-they-won't-they and closed the season on a chaste kiss [sic], I don't they they were ADVOCATING that—"

Of course, I'm also the kind of No Fun about videogames where I remember things like "Rimworld was the indie passion project of a Gamergater", and "CD Projekt Red employed an open neo-Nazi as their PR guy for literal years", et cetera et cetera

Normal Industry

America, talking about racism: imagine a 19C Brit y'all,

Fascism is when people dress like the bad guys from Hellboy. Now back to my completely normal everyday apolitical asserting that some people are subhuman,

It's a tenet of modern Western society that Nazis Are Bad; and in order to carry on politics as usual despite the 1930s–40s German government making fascism look bad, it's been so divorced from meaning that shitheads are sincerely going "CALLING people that must therefore be evil. Kinky leather boot