cameron
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90% of today's teens would die if Myspace had a failure and shut down forever. If you are a part of the 10% that would be laughing copy and paste this into your
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
day 3 of squeezed facial bones and endless snot. getting very sick and tired of Bed. clothes may be permanently marinated in flop sweat.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
day 3 of squeezed facial bones and endless snot. getting very sick and tired of Bed. clothes may be permanently marinated in flop sweat.
my ass has the damn SUDS
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
my ass has the damn SUDS
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
watching pirated episodes of malcolm in the middle and mid season the server hosting it decided to throw in a courage the cowardly dog. slightly odd pairing but after watching the full ep i think a really bold network executive in 2002 could've revolutionized FOX's thursday night programming block.
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
watching pirated episodes of malcolm in the middle and mid season the server hosting it decided to throw in a courage the cowardly dog. slightly odd pairing but after watching the full ep i think a really bold network executive in 2002 could've revolutionized FOX's thursday night programming block.
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Just realized that "hockey goon" might not mean the same thing to everyone any more
The WHAT ?!
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Just realized that "hockey goon" might not mean the same thing to everyone any more
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
in this wretched season of Oscar Discourse just remember that no best picture winner will ever even come CLOSE to being as god awful as Crash
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 AM
in this wretched season of Oscar Discourse just remember that no best picture winner will ever even come CLOSE to being as god awful as Crash
corner store guy put in $8.42 for my order instead of $17.96 and I corrected it instead of just paying and pretending I didn’t notice #GoingToHeaven
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
corner store guy put in $8.42 for my order instead of $17.96 and I corrected it instead of just paying and pretending I didn’t notice #GoingToHeaven
everyones forgotten how to make sexual songs nowadays. probably the last horny song ever written was Kiss From a Rose and that's like 30 years old atp. artists need to get more horny man
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
everyones forgotten how to make sexual songs nowadays. probably the last horny song ever written was Kiss From a Rose and that's like 30 years old atp. artists need to get more horny man
watching old episodes of jeopardy kids week and just mogging the fuck out of these stupid children
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
watching old episodes of jeopardy kids week and just mogging the fuck out of these stupid children
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
I’m Getting More Woke In 2026
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m Getting More Woke In 2026
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If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
A Very MBTA Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A Very MBTA Christmas
usually i think that specific media genres take a while to reach a point where they're perfected, but i really do think american football both created and perfected midwest emo
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
usually i think that specific media genres take a while to reach a point where they're perfected, but i really do think american football both created and perfected midwest emo
america has forgotten about The Hudsucker Proxy and that's a fucking shame
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
america has forgotten about The Hudsucker Proxy and that's a fucking shame
YEA I STARTED A MUSIC PODCAST, ITS SORT OF NAMED AFTER AN OBSCURE ESOTERIC MUSIC TERM CALLED “MOUTHPIECE”
"We were so all-in on crypto that our podcast name is an esoteric crypto term. But A.I.'s the real deal! You can trust us!"
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
YEA I STARTED A MUSIC PODCAST, ITS SORT OF NAMED AFTER AN OBSCURE ESOTERIC MUSIC TERM CALLED “MOUTHPIECE”