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cayne
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Time’s person of the year 1364

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Heated Rivalry episode 3
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Watching my lactose intolerant boyfriend heat up a bowl of broccoli cheddar soup
a girl with pigtails and a bow in her hair smiles for the camera
ALT: a girl with pigtails and a bow in her hair smiles for the camera
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Indeed emails be like “we found an open position at Slavery for you”
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just watched Shane Hollander get creampied on that show
a woman is standing in front of a locker holding a piece of paper .
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media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’ve spent my entire professional career writing and designing content but starting a new project always feels like this
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Was about to get into bed and realized my sheets are still in the dryer
a woman is standing in front of a mirror talking on a cell phone while another woman looks on .
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media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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need the 60 emoji so bad
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Microsoft teams needs a “girl whatever” reaction
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just wiped out tomato town
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Good dick have a dude laid up watching me give a tour of the village I built in Manor Lords talking about “so that’s the town square?”
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Are straight guys wearing cross necklaces to the gym to show everyone that they’re not gay
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just saw Wicked 2, that really could have just been one movie
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Visiting bf’s family for Thanksgiving and his mom is dropping us off at the gay bars
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The most annoying part about AI assistants is that overly friendly casual tone they use. you’re a robot bitch act like one
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
okay
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works after Donald Trump reportedly requested Paramount to make a new movie for the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just got a youtube recommendation for a jennamarbles video from 7 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
At DND and one of our player characters died in battle
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM