𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
@bzvowell.bsky.social
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𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Pinned
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Every lie a truth, and every truth a lie.
i mean this isn’t an internet persona account this is as personal as it gets on l’internet
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Every lie a truth, and every truth a lie.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Yay, always like new Mash-up.
youtu.be/OySs16ZOoMU?...
youtu.be/OySs16ZOoMU?...
Club Songs (Album)
YouTube video by very tall bart music
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Yay, always like new Mash-up.
youtu.be/OySs16ZOoMU?...
youtu.be/OySs16ZOoMU?...
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
Oh god, maybe the future will be OK?
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Oh god, maybe the future will be OK?
人間椅子「まほろば」Music Video（NINGEN ISU / Mahoroba）
YouTube video by 人間椅子
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Gods are asleep, post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Gods are asleep, post monsters.
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gods are asleep. Post monsters.
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Made some new friends!
August 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Made some new friends!
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i think the witch cops are after me
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i think the witch cops are after me
My lore?
Oh you mean my delusions?
Oh you mean my delusions?
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My lore?
Oh you mean my delusions?
Oh you mean my delusions?
Since I have been forced to become Wizard Baby's ward by the Goblin Wife, I have been forced to pass the mantle of Peppermint onto another. Much like the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Since I have been forced to become Wizard Baby's ward by the Goblin Wife, I have been forced to pass the mantle of Peppermint onto another. Much like the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
I cannot stress how serious I am about this question:
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I cannot stress how serious I am about this question:
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
Why are the tornado-chasing vehicles always parked in the handicap spots?
I feel I am 70% of the way to proving that Bluesky is a Democrat Psy-op Honeypot. I just need to get more dipshits to log off to prove it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel I am 70% of the way to proving that Bluesky is a Democrat Psy-op Honeypot. I just need to get more dipshits to log off to prove it.
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bluesky right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
bluesky right now
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i met the president, he smelled like rotten meat and cum
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i met the president, he smelled like rotten meat and cum
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I bet if enough people dog-pile on this dude we can have him quoting Phrenology text books by lunch.
I'll start:
I'll start:
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I bet if enough people dog-pile on this dude we can have him quoting Phrenology text books by lunch.
I'll start:
I'll start:
I've had Baby Wizard home less than 24 hours and he has already broken into my Mushroom stash.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I've had Baby Wizard home less than 24 hours and he has already broken into my Mushroom stash.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Wizard Baby, you're gonna ruin all my fun. Or, at least eat all my shrooms. Which is kinda the same thing.
Goblin Wife found a Wizard Baby in the forest and now I have to make sure he doesn't grow up to be an asshole.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Goblin Wife found a Wizard Baby in the forest and now I have to make sure he doesn't grow up to be an asshole.
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Allowing pro-MAGA gun fetishists and fascists to have the primary structured militias in the country is actually insane, your 2nd Amendment isn’t only a right but a responsibility.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Allowing pro-MAGA gun fetishists and fascists to have the primary structured militias in the country is actually insane, your 2nd Amendment isn’t only a right but a responsibility.