ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.
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ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
· Oct 17
So, this was today. If you had told me anytime before a year ago that I would ever go this long, I would've laughed at you and then maybe smacked ya around a little. When your favorite person tells you they hate who you've become when you drink, you either stop or lose them. I stopped.
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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Olivia Nuzzi is an utter and complete piece of evil garbage and anyone defending her is also trash and likely trash with their own evil fucking agenda. And that's all there is to say about that.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is an utter and complete piece of evil garbage and anyone defending her is also trash and likely trash with their own evil fucking agenda. And that's all there is to say about that.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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"The secret of Nazism in practice, as Mein Kampf states time and again, is to do the most outrageously secret things quite openly. The Nazi success with this practice has been so great that there is nothing they will not dare."
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"The secret of Nazism in practice, as Mein Kampf states time and again, is to do the most outrageously secret things quite openly. The Nazi success with this practice has been so great that there is nothing they will not dare."
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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I laughed way too hard at this 😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
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I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
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ICE isn't just in Charlotte, they've moved into Raleigh and Durham, too
Customs and Border Protection agents conduct immigration enforcement in central NC
Customs and Border Protection agents were spotted in the Triangle less than a full day after it was confirmed they would be arriving.
abc11.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ICE isn't just in Charlotte, they've moved into Raleigh and Durham, too
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
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best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
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Why cant i fucking sleep
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why cant i fucking sleep
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY END😖
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY END😖
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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If you don’t support the Trans community, please unfollow me. Anyone willing to sacrifice or toss aside the most vulnerable of our society is a coward. I can’t trust you or support you if you are okay with that.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you don’t support the Trans community, please unfollow me. Anyone willing to sacrifice or toss aside the most vulnerable of our society is a coward. I can’t trust you or support you if you are okay with that.
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!