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@bycoltonwesley.bsky.social
hey, y’all. lanstronaut. card games. @ClockTowerWeiss. lions, jays, dons, lugnuts, irish. trans rights. free palestine. no king but Christ, no kingdom but His. (avi: nahaki_401, bg: gmanee)
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@bycoltonwesley.bsky.social
· Jan 3
"We can do you jank and waifu without meta and we can do you jank and meta without the waifu and we can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive. But! We can't give you waifu and meta without the jank. Jank is compulsory. They're all jank, ya see."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
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Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
New England Puntriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
New England Puntriots
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
coinbase trying national karaoke night during the super bowl to get us to like them is kind of nuts
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
coinbase trying national karaoke night during the super bowl to get us to like them is kind of nuts
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This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome
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It's really impressive that the NFL, of all companies, was one of the few to realize that not kowtowing to Trump was gonna pay off.
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It's really impressive that the NFL, of all companies, was one of the few to realize that not kowtowing to Trump was gonna pay off.
Buck is an icon. Beloved. I will miss him on the call.
Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
What a career, what a man, what a friend.
When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Buck is an icon. Beloved. I will miss him on the call.
Umas in EN Weiss. We made it. With movie set to boot.
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Umas in EN Weiss. We made it. With movie set to boot.
Prof continues to be a real one.
$150,000 (actually it's now $155,000) for @translifeline.org LET'S GO MAGIC: THE GATHERING PLAYERS!!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Prof continues to be a real one.
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I'm on the edge of my seat. You don't realize how much you miss the Olympics until they're back and you're huffing pure uncut curling on a Wednesday afternoon before the game have even started officially.
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat. You don't realize how much you miss the Olympics until they're back and you're huffing pure uncut curling on a Wednesday afternoon before the game have even started officially.
really!? who would have guessed!? just everyone who read the goshdang literature, that's who
you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
really!? who would have guessed!? just everyone who read the goshdang literature, that's who
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the defector model is the only way out sorry
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
the defector model is the only way out sorry
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
Haven’t played Pocket in months but I re-opened it to pull for Gardevoir and we went back-to-back. That’s my Pokémon!
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Haven’t played Pocket in months but I re-opened it to pull for Gardevoir and we went back-to-back. That’s my Pokémon!
the no kings protests were already ineffective brunch brigade feel-good parties, but intentionally delaying your “our democracy is at stake!!!” protest until the weather is warmer is some loser stuff
The date for the next No Kings Day is set.
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
the no kings protests were already ineffective brunch brigade feel-good parties, but intentionally delaying your “our democracy is at stake!!!” protest until the weather is warmer is some loser stuff
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This fucking loser calling "please stop facilitating the genocide we are watching happen every day" demanding a pony.
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This fucking loser calling "please stop facilitating the genocide we are watching happen every day" demanding a pony.
for context, the "pony" i demanded was "don't do genocide"
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
for context, the "pony" i demanded was "don't do genocide"
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Arresting the witnesses to their crimes.
ICE is a criminal organization operating under cover of the government.
ICE is a criminal organization operating under cover of the government.
The StarTribune live blog is paywall free:
- The man shot by federal agents this morning has died
- Several witnesses have already been transported to the Whipple building.
- ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but O’Hara refused, sources said.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
- The man shot by federal agents this morning has died
- Several witnesses have already been transported to the Whipple building.
- ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but O’Hara refused, sources said.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Arresting the witnesses to their crimes.
ICE is a criminal organization operating under cover of the government.
ICE is a criminal organization operating under cover of the government.
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
so many of these garbage mobile sites are brought to their knees by "request desktop site"
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
so many of these garbage mobile sites are brought to their knees by "request desktop site"
The Blue Jays might end up being the sacrificial lamb for the salary cap. Always a top-three spender, never enough to beat the Dodgers, will have to cut payroll significantly once it happens.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The Blue Jays might end up being the sacrificial lamb for the salary cap. Always a top-three spender, never enough to beat the Dodgers, will have to cut payroll significantly once it happens.
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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#Breaking News: Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! (Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!) sequel anime confirmed as Season 4 #このすば #この素晴らしい世界に祝福を #Konosuba listani.me/konosuba-s4-anime
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
#Breaking News: Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! (Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!) sequel anime confirmed as Season 4 #このすば #この素晴らしい世界に祝福を #Konosuba listani.me/konosuba-s4-anime