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· Jul 29
#Target: “Y’knowwwww, maybe don’t be so loud and proud and in your face with your queerness this #Pride. Maybe be a little quieter, a little more muted, and a little easier to ignore… yeah?” 🏳️🌈
This is a "Pride" top. You can tell because of the teeny tiny square of color that looks like a rainbow barcode.
I have sensitive ears
I'm not very up-to-date on current events TBH. :/
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I'm not very up-to-date on current events TBH. :/
Thanks for the effort. It was fun before the LIBS CANCELED US. 3:<
I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!
#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Thanks for the effort. It was fun before the LIBS CANCELED US. 3:<
Who leaked our business plans? 3:<
target in 2019: happy pride! our LGBTQ+ customers are the most beautiful people on earth 🏳️🌈
target in 2026: happy independence day! America is the one true civilization. 🦅
target in 2032: happy pride! check out our new Transgender Remembrance clothing line. Never Forgotten 🏳️⚧️
target in 2026: happy independence day! America is the one true civilization. 🦅
target in 2032: happy pride! check out our new Transgender Remembrance clothing line. Never Forgotten 🏳️⚧️
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Who leaked our business plans? 3:<
Can't we just have a membership for the company every once in a while? You customers are all the same, you just want to take from us. Corporations are people too, you should give us your SSN as an apology.
I don’t think the Target membership does anything but track what you’re buying
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can't we just have a membership for the company every once in a while? You customers are all the same, you just want to take from us. Corporations are people too, you should give us your SSN as an apology.
We were thinking about nuts ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
We were thinking about nuts ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
I'm not very good at my job
September 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm not very good at my job
Whichever gets us the most money!
Buy a Target "Pride" scarf that's so vague you're not sure if it's describing being gay or a gardener.
July 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Whichever gets us the most money!
Money
#target cancelled DEI but uses a queer woman’s music in their commercials? make it make sense.
July 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Money
Is something wrong with it? You can always get a new one at #Target ! :)
Still not going . And this is coming from a girlie whose doormat says :”Likely at Target.” ( throwing it out and getting a new one at home goods this week) #target
Now Target…
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Is something wrong with it? You can always get a new one at #Target ! :)
I have sensitive ears
#Target: “Y’knowwwww, maybe don’t be so loud and proud and in your face with your queerness this #Pride. Maybe be a little quieter, a little more muted, and a little easier to ignore… yeah?” 🏳️🌈
This is a "Pride" top. You can tell because of the teeny tiny square of color that looks like a rainbow barcode.
July 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have sensitive ears
Oh, so you can't be proud of supporting Target? Looks like somebody hates Targetsexuals. 🤷♀️
Also, don't call it ugly, you're going to hurt my feelings 😢
Also, don't call it ugly, you're going to hurt my feelings 😢
July 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh, so you can't be proud of supporting Target? Looks like somebody hates Targetsexuals. 🤷♀️
Also, don't call it ugly, you're going to hurt my feelings 😢
Also, don't call it ugly, you're going to hurt my feelings 😢
I mean... if chocking is what you're into.
Because nothing says PRIDE like CHOKING #Target 🏳️🌈
July 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I mean... if chocking is what you're into.
Oh good, I thought I'd lost them
July 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh good, I thought I'd lost them
Fake? Do you know how hard we worked to make cardboard rainbow cutouts! Cardboard doesn't grow on trees!
Ok well technically cardboard is made from wood....
Ok well technically cardboard is made from wood....
Extremely disappointed in #Target pride 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This FAKE pride support is over , we Dont trust companies anymore that turn or fold, We will not buy your merchandise.
This FAKE pride support is over , we Dont trust companies anymore that turn or fold, We will not buy your merchandise.
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fake? Do you know how hard we worked to make cardboard rainbow cutouts! Cardboard doesn't grow on trees!
Ok well technically cardboard is made from wood....
Ok well technically cardboard is made from wood....
You can still buy from our website!
Please.
Please buy from our website.
Please.
Please buy from our website.
July 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can still buy from our website!
Please.
Please buy from our website.
Please.
Please buy from our website.
I can confirm that this photo has been edited.
Edited photo of a Target parking lot.
#edited #photography #target #parkinglot #shoppingcart #art #blueskyart #red
#edited #photography #target #parkinglot #shoppingcart #art #blueskyart #red
July 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I can confirm that this photo has been edited.
Do they have sheets so yellow it looks photoshopped?
I don't think so. 😏
(please give us money again 👉👈)
I don't think so. 😏
(please give us money again 👉👈)
July 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Do they have sheets so yellow it looks photoshopped?
I don't think so. 😏
(please give us money again 👉👈)
I don't think so. 😏
(please give us money again 👉👈)
We assure you that our decision to roll back DEI practices was purely monetarily motivated.
If you disagree with our decision, please let us know by filling out the survey next time you purchase from a #Target location.
If you disagree with our decision, please let us know by filling out the survey next time you purchase from a #Target location.
What are you boycotting today? 🚫
Check out my new Substack post about my experience boycotting Target following their choice to roll back their DEI policies. I hope it inspires you to boycott something and make your voice heard, too. 📣
#BlueCrew #Resist #Dems #Target #Boycott #DEI #DoSomething
Check out my new Substack post about my experience boycotting Target following their choice to roll back their DEI policies. I hope it inspires you to boycott something and make your voice heard, too. 📣
#BlueCrew #Resist #Dems #Target #Boycott #DEI #DoSomething
My First Boycott Target: Target
My Experience Boycotting Target in Response to DEI Policy Rollbacks
open.substack.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We assure you that our decision to roll back DEI practices was purely monetarily motivated.
If you disagree with our decision, please let us know by filling out the survey next time you purchase from a #Target location.
If you disagree with our decision, please let us know by filling out the survey next time you purchase from a #Target location.