Chloe, but pronounced wrong
@buttsmcgutts.bsky.social
Yknow that one scene where Picard and Ryker shoot that guy and he explodes and a bug comes out? That’s how I feel all the time, baby
She/Her
She/Her
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*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
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species that fart oxygen
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
species that fart oxygen
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Rodney Dangerfield if he married an alt baddie: “My wife tells me she’s gettin’ plugs in her ears. If ya ask me they’re pluggin’ the wrong hole”
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Rodney Dangerfield if he married an alt baddie: “My wife tells me she’s gettin’ plugs in her ears. If ya ask me they’re pluggin’ the wrong hole”
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Nooooo ooooooone
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Nooooo ooooooone
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
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Iron Lung but instead of blood Mark’s submarine fills with cum
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Iron Lung but instead of blood Mark’s submarine fills with cum
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Victoria’s Secret is that she has a cock and ballz
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Victoria’s Secret is that she has a cock and ballz
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Call me Josh Groban the way she raise me up
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Call me Josh Groban the way she raise me up
Pitbull do irreparable damage to Floridian millennials that we will see waves from for generations
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Pitbull do irreparable damage to Floridian millennials that we will see waves from for generations
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
Has Kim kardashian ever paid reparations for posting an image she KNEW would break the internet?
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Has Kim kardashian ever paid reparations for posting an image she KNEW would break the internet?
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The development team behind Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 have been given the status of Knight under the French Order of Arts and Letters, in recognition of their significant contribution to the country's art and culture. https://bit.ly/4rzDnCC
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The development team behind Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 have been given the status of Knight under the French Order of Arts and Letters, in recognition of their significant contribution to the country's art and culture. https://bit.ly/4rzDnCC
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Is this a safe space to admit that I always get super emotional about the Olympics? Like tearing up at every opening ceremony about wow, peace and cooperation are beautiful and the community of nations is real. I’m cringe but I’m free
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that I always get super emotional about the Olympics? Like tearing up at every opening ceremony about wow, peace and cooperation are beautiful and the community of nations is real. I’m cringe but I’m free
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captain tendi you say
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
captain tendi you say
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if you ignore graphics, i think videogames have actually gotten worse over time. it used to be you could play a videogame all day and there wasnt politics to consider. now you have to go to work instead of that
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
if you ignore graphics, i think videogames have actually gotten worse over time. it used to be you could play a videogame all day and there wasnt politics to consider. now you have to go to work instead of that
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
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Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
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i'm just glad the three stooges didn't live to see this
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i'm just glad the three stooges didn't live to see this
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honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
I’m gonna marry him I s2g
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I’m gonna marry him I s2g
Smirking as I walk through my front door, not a single cop was able to catch me. I have bought weed from the dispensary yet again
January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Smirking as I walk through my front door, not a single cop was able to catch me. I have bought weed from the dispensary yet again
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why does everyone have a goatee
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
why does everyone have a goatee
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January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM