Cosmic Horror Goblin
@buliaros.bsky.social
Tom, of Static Canvas fame
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: [email protected]
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: [email protected]
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Putting this out there now that the house move is done:
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
That Simogo collection, assuming it's better suited to the Switch than computer, yes?
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That Simogo collection, assuming it's better suited to the Switch than computer, yes?
Never used to bother with Christmas trees but this year feels like the right time to get stuck in!
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Never used to bother with Christmas trees but this year feels like the right time to get stuck in!
editing a video together this afternoon, hopefully will get it sorted before I go away this weekend but just to be safe let's just say it'll be out by next Saturday
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
editing a video together this afternoon, hopefully will get it sorted before I go away this weekend but just to be safe let's just say it'll be out by next Saturday
was a delight to fire up the game to grab footage for something and discover new things on the star chart to engage with. One of the most consistent and frequently updated Early Access titles I've played in years. Really good.
🌞 NEW UPDATE FOR SOL CESTO 🌞
- One of my favorite characters: the Huntress. Her talent is really fun.
- A new boss 🕷 Yes, we're working toward a 1.0 release with a boss for each biome.
- New items at the shop, new perk at the fountain, and much more.
I hope you'll like it!
- One of my favorite characters: the Huntress. Her talent is really fun.
- A new boss 🕷 Yes, we're working toward a 1.0 release with a boss for each biome.
- New items at the shop, new perk at the fountain, and much more.
I hope you'll like it!
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
was a delight to fire up the game to grab footage for something and discover new things on the star chart to engage with. One of the most consistent and frequently updated Early Access titles I've played in years. Really good.
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watched Weapons this evening, very funny, schlocky horror flick that leans really heavily into the absurdity of its premise without worrying too much about the details. Liked it a lot.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
watched Weapons this evening, very funny, schlocky horror flick that leans really heavily into the absurdity of its premise without worrying too much about the details. Liked it a lot.
Actually can't think of a more thematically appropriate game to be the centre of a censorship controversy than Horses, a game about fascistic decimation of free expression
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Actually can't think of a more thematically appropriate game to be the centre of a censorship controversy than Horses, a game about fascistic decimation of free expression
Brush Burial 2 has a killer opening gambit:
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Brush Burial 2 has a killer opening gambit:
Tarantino slagging off Paul Dano's performance in There Will Be Blood is a bit fresh considering how chronically fucking shit at acting he is
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Tarantino slagging off Paul Dano's performance in There Will Be Blood is a bit fresh considering how chronically fucking shit at acting he is
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
just hit credits. Fucking hell.
just grabbed a copy now, four quid's a steal
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
just hit credits. Fucking hell.
asked my brother what sort of thing his girfriend might want for Christmas and unsurprisingly he wasn't in the slightest bit helpful
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
asked my brother what sort of thing his girfriend might want for Christmas and unsurprisingly he wasn't in the slightest bit helpful
I'm trying not to jump the gun here but I have a sinking feeling that i'm about to have my feelings hurt can I get a hell yeah!
I know the reason why so I can't be too shitty about it but fuck me is it annoying the amount of time it takes this person i'm trying to woo to reply to messages
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm trying not to jump the gun here but I have a sinking feeling that i'm about to have my feelings hurt can I get a hell yeah!
just grabbed a copy now, four quid's a steal
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
just grabbed a copy now, four quid's a steal
late GOTY contender just showed up on the feed
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
late GOTY contender just showed up on the feed
Caveat: It was to buy nice things for my loved ones, but fucking hell did I spent a lot today
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Caveat: It was to buy nice things for my loved ones, but fucking hell did I spent a lot today
it is incredibly funny how in Hadea, Hell is Us' setting, there's this bold dichotomy between the incredibly evil shit going on in the modern day, and this old world Professor Layton-ass puzzle trail that you're going on
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it is incredibly funny how in Hadea, Hell is Us' setting, there's this bold dichotomy between the incredibly evil shit going on in the modern day, and this old world Professor Layton-ass puzzle trail that you're going on
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
Said it before but Any Austin's subs to view count ratio is wild. Hitting a solid million on his latest video in less than a day, and for something that's not total dogshit? That's the dream.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Said it before but Any Austin's subs to view count ratio is wild. Hitting a solid million on his latest video in less than a day, and for something that's not total dogshit? That's the dream.
I know the reason why so I can't be too shitty about it but fuck me is it annoying the amount of time it takes this person i'm trying to woo to reply to messages
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I know the reason why so I can't be too shitty about it but fuck me is it annoying the amount of time it takes this person i'm trying to woo to reply to messages
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You can make this whenever you like. They can't stop you!
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You can make this whenever you like. They can't stop you!
NEW POST: What good is 'more of the same' to me when I am not the same. How do we quantify identity when so much of an entire medium is dominated by tepid genre demarcation? And why do I not care about Ghost of Yotei when I loved its predecessor?
Games without identity
How do we judge something that is defined by genre, not its own ideas?
staticcanvas.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
NEW POST: What good is 'more of the same' to me when I am not the same. How do we quantify identity when so much of an entire medium is dominated by tepid genre demarcation? And why do I not care about Ghost of Yotei when I loved its predecessor?
absolutely smashed through Strange Horticulture in pretty much one sitting. Very compelling little detective game, i'll definitely be getting on that sequel in a few months once the dust has settled
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
absolutely smashed through Strange Horticulture in pretty much one sitting. Very compelling little detective game, i'll definitely be getting on that sequel in a few months once the dust has settled