Bruno Schlatter
@bschlatter.bsky.social
Eu sou o que sou e é tudo que eu sou. Escrevo 3DeT Victory e dou aulas na escola pública.
Porém acho que o conceito é válido no caso de Mass Effect.
tem que ser muito dodói da cabeça pra chamar o primeiro jogo de uma série de "PREQUEL DO SEGUNDO"
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Porém acho que o conceito é válido no caso de Mass Effect.
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
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vc tankaria 7 samurais?
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me desculpem os cinéfilos mas nao tankei os 7 samurais
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
vc tankaria 7 samurais?
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SO to everyone who enjoyed, shared, and said nice things about my AV Club Debut. 🙏🏽
And to the one dude who is upset I didn't mention Final Fantasy once in this...?
Well, I dunno man you should be used to disappointment as Final Fantasy fan.
And to the one dude who is upset I didn't mention Final Fantasy once in this...?
Well, I dunno man you should be used to disappointment as Final Fantasy fan.
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing them on the NES? www.avclub.com/dragon-quest...
A quest for relevance: Dragon Quest’s remakes search for the impact it had in the ‘80s
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing Dragon Warrior on the NES?
www.avclub.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
SO to everyone who enjoyed, shared, and said nice things about my AV Club Debut. 🙏🏽
And to the one dude who is upset I didn't mention Final Fantasy once in this...?
Well, I dunno man you should be used to disappointment as Final Fantasy fan.
And to the one dude who is upset I didn't mention Final Fantasy once in this...?
Well, I dunno man you should be used to disappointment as Final Fantasy fan.
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Enquanto isso, o NYT…
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Enquanto isso, o NYT…
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Com um ctrl + v mal feito a Veja prova que:
- usa IA pra escrever matéria
- inventa matéria
- inventa fonte pra matéria
- usa IA pra escrever matéria
- inventa matéria
- inventa fonte pra matéria
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Com um ctrl + v mal feito a Veja prova que:
- usa IA pra escrever matéria
- inventa matéria
- inventa fonte pra matéria
- usa IA pra escrever matéria
- inventa matéria
- inventa fonte pra matéria
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My Game VS 3 things that Inspired It:
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My Game VS 3 things that Inspired It:
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O palhaço vai ao médico, diz pra ele parar de mandar homens deprimidos irem no show dele.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
O palhaço vai ao médico, diz pra ele parar de mandar homens deprimidos irem no show dele.
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"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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So a while back I was commissioned to do short bios of various rock stars, and they were just about universally total psychopaths, with the huge exception of Freddie Mercury. A lovely man who did good by his wife, his lovers, and his cats.
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So a while back I was commissioned to do short bios of various rock stars, and they were just about universally total psychopaths, with the huge exception of Freddie Mercury. A lovely man who did good by his wife, his lovers, and his cats.
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Sempre bom lembrar que o fascismo é, psicologicamente, o movimento político dos ressentidos.
Artistas fracassados viram facho.
Uber é quase sempre reaça.
Velho broxa é um poço de ressentimento e ódio.
O fascismo se alimenta disso. Porque dá um propósito, alguém a quem culpar pelo próprio fracasso.
Artistas fracassados viram facho.
Uber é quase sempre reaça.
Velho broxa é um poço de ressentimento e ódio.
O fascismo se alimenta disso. Porque dá um propósito, alguém a quem culpar pelo próprio fracasso.
Odeio esse vídeo porque ele me lembra que artistas medíocres ressentidos abraçam o fascismo com tudo
📍 São Paulo - Estádio do Morumbis
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Sempre bom lembrar que o fascismo é, psicologicamente, o movimento político dos ressentidos.
Artistas fracassados viram facho.
Uber é quase sempre reaça.
Velho broxa é um poço de ressentimento e ódio.
O fascismo se alimenta disso. Porque dá um propósito, alguém a quem culpar pelo próprio fracasso.
Artistas fracassados viram facho.
Uber é quase sempre reaça.
Velho broxa é um poço de ressentimento e ódio.
O fascismo se alimenta disso. Porque dá um propósito, alguém a quem culpar pelo próprio fracasso.
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni nare
Shounen yo shinwa ni nare
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni nare
Shounen yo shinwa ni nare
Nossa. :/
Breaking News: Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae artist known for songs including “You Can Get It If You Really Want,” has died. He was 81.
Jimmy Cliff, Reggae Icon, Dies at 81
The Grammy Award-winning singer and star of the movie “The Harder They Come” died of pneumonia, his wife said.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nossa. :/
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I'd almost forgotten how incredibly cool some of the little setpieces in Elden Ring are. A massive dragon swoops down, turns to face you, stands up on its hind legs, summons a thirty foot long energy-sword and then slashes you into nothingness with it.
Can't even be mad at dying to that.
Can't even be mad at dying to that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'd almost forgotten how incredibly cool some of the little setpieces in Elden Ring are. A massive dragon swoops down, turns to face you, stands up on its hind legs, summons a thirty foot long energy-sword and then slashes you into nothingness with it.
Can't even be mad at dying to that.
Can't even be mad at dying to that.
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"OK, vamos adicionar o filtro medieval...."
Perfeito. É como o cinema e as séries tratam a Idade Média nos últimos 30 ou mais anos.
Perfeito. É como o cinema e as séries tratam a Idade Média nos últimos 30 ou mais anos.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"OK, vamos adicionar o filtro medieval...."
Perfeito. É como o cinema e as séries tratam a Idade Média nos últimos 30 ou mais anos.
Perfeito. É como o cinema e as séries tratam a Idade Média nos últimos 30 ou mais anos.
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Mais uma fake news da extrema direita 😤
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Mais uma fake news da extrema direita 😤
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My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
Guns n' Roses na turnê de reunião da formação clássica, Not in this lifetime. Todo lugar que olhava tinha um homem hétero chorando. Nunca ma história do mundo devem ter tido tantas lágrimas masculinas derramadas simultaneamente.
Qual o show mais heterossexual que vc já foi?
Iron Maiden no Aliianz.
Foi tudo muito tranquilo e respeitoso. Gostei bastante.
Iron Maiden no Aliianz.
Foi tudo muito tranquilo e respeitoso. Gostei bastante.
qual o show mais heterossexual que vc já foi?
eu: Grupo Revelação na Fundição Progresso
eu: Grupo Revelação na Fundição Progresso
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guns n' Roses na turnê de reunião da formação clássica, Not in this lifetime. Todo lugar que olhava tinha um homem hétero chorando. Nunca ma história do mundo devem ter tido tantas lágrimas masculinas derramadas simultaneamente.
Nossa, isso aqui é muito bom. Helen de Wyndhorn, de Tom King, Bilquis Evely e Matheus Lopes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nossa, isso aqui é muito bom. Helen de Wyndhorn, de Tom King, Bilquis Evely e Matheus Lopes.