Brunswicke 🇱🇷🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽
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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Theodore Roosevelt
Kids only need a couple of pencils and maybe two or three dolls.
So, if kids only need a few of those things to be happy, why does Trump need to own 18 fucking golf courses?
So, if kids only need a few of those things to be happy, why does Trump need to own 18 fucking golf courses?
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Kids only need a couple of pencils and maybe two or three dolls.
So, if kids only need a few of those things to be happy, why does Trump need to own 18 fucking golf courses?
So, if kids only need a few of those things to be happy, why does Trump need to own 18 fucking golf courses?
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Trump has gone on to indicate that the U.S. will keep the oil, if not the tanker.
Why pay for oil when you can just fucking steal it?
apnews.com/article/trum...
Why pay for oil when you can just fucking steal it?
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
President Donald Trump says the United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela as tensions mount with the government of President Nicolás Maduro.
apnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump has gone on to indicate that the U.S. will keep the oil, if not the tanker.
Why pay for oil when you can just fucking steal it?
apnews.com/article/trum...
Why pay for oil when you can just fucking steal it?
apnews.com/article/trum...
I think we’re about to have those conversations. The Trump horseshit machine has succeeded in bringing a sufficient number people out of their Fox News Brain Fog to realize Republicans are full of shit.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think we’re about to have those conversations. The Trump horseshit machine has succeeded in bringing a sufficient number people out of their Fox News Brain Fog to realize Republicans are full of shit.
Says the entitled asshole who has never known a minute of want is his entire miserable, useless life.
Trump to holiday shoppers concerned about high prices:
"Look, don't be dramatic."
"Look, don't be dramatic."
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Says the entitled asshole who has never known a minute of want is his entire miserable, useless life.
I want one.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I want one.
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Nobody treats the Republican base with more contempt or counts on them being stupid more than Republicans
Karoline Leavitt lies with impunity on Fox & Friends: "Don't forget -- a year ago, President Trump inherited the worst inflation crisis in modern American history from the Biden administration."
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Nobody treats the Republican base with more contempt or counts on them being stupid more than Republicans
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We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
If this doesn’t freak you out nothing will.
Oh, and the child mortality rate thing is completely fucked up, too.
Oh, and the child mortality rate thing is completely fucked up, too.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If this doesn’t freak you out nothing will.
Oh, and the child mortality rate thing is completely fucked up, too.
Oh, and the child mortality rate thing is completely fucked up, too.
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
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This is like if your mommy made you a construction paper award because you were butt hurt that you didn’t win the real thing. So juvenile.
A PROUD DONALD J. TRUMP BECOMES THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE FIFA - THE FAT INCOHERENT FASCIST AWARD
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is like if your mommy made you a construction paper award because you were butt hurt that you didn’t win the real thing. So juvenile.
When parody becomes reality.
I never thought I would ever have any amount of sympathy for Trump. He is such a completely broken human being he is ready to humiliate himself like this simply to feed the demons that control his own ego.
I never thought I would ever have any amount of sympathy for Trump. He is such a completely broken human being he is ready to humiliate himself like this simply to feed the demons that control his own ego.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When parody becomes reality.
I never thought I would ever have any amount of sympathy for Trump. He is such a completely broken human being he is ready to humiliate himself like this simply to feed the demons that control his own ego.
I never thought I would ever have any amount of sympathy for Trump. He is such a completely broken human being he is ready to humiliate himself like this simply to feed the demons that control his own ego.
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It's mayhem at the amphibian enclosures. Check out our new exhibit, "Beware The Frogs Of War"
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's mayhem at the amphibian enclosures. Check out our new exhibit, "Beware The Frogs Of War"
Chef’s Kiss.
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Chef’s Kiss.
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Professor Jack Goldsmith, head of George W. Bush Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel (OLC):
"I do not believe that even the Bondi OLC could legally justify the events the Post reported."
"There can be no conceivable legal justification for what the Washington Post reported."
"I do not believe that even the Bondi OLC could legally justify the events the Post reported."
"There can be no conceivable legal justification for what the Washington Post reported."
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org/p/a-dishonor...
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org/p/a-dishonor...
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Professor Jack Goldsmith, head of George W. Bush Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel (OLC):
"I do not believe that even the Bondi OLC could legally justify the events the Post reported."
"There can be no conceivable legal justification for what the Washington Post reported."
"I do not believe that even the Bondi OLC could legally justify the events the Post reported."
"There can be no conceivable legal justification for what the Washington Post reported."
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“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Reuters: The CIA is claiming Biden didn’t vet their long time employee thoroughly enough.
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reuters: The CIA is claiming Biden didn’t vet their long time employee thoroughly enough.
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Karoline Leavitt: “Thanksgiving is all about friends, food, fun, and calling ICE on my brother’s mistresses.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Karoline Leavitt: “Thanksgiving is all about friends, food, fun, and calling ICE on my brother’s mistresses.”
Someone hand Secretary Noem a tool bag. Maybe she can do a little maintenance while she’s under that bus.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Someone hand Secretary Noem a tool bag. Maybe she can do a little maintenance while she’s under that bus.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
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15 years ago today, Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 oz of Cannabis.
God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.
God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
15 years ago today, Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 oz of Cannabis.
God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.
God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.