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Robert Brockway
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Screenwriter, novelist, podcaster, comedian. Putting the 900 in 1900HOTDOG. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend linktr.ee/brockwar
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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · Oct 21
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
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I don't think this is advertising potato chips.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Look at these horrific perverts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Tag yourself. I'm dom Mac Tonight.
richardkadrey.bsky.social Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 6d
Happy international men’s day. Find yourself the bros you can hang out with and be your authentic self.
A group of characters from Clive Barker's film, NIGHTBREED
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:

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Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
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November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
Here's the link to our animated YouTube podcast featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall, and a gay barbarian death cult. youtu.be/BZYtBYpVeBs
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall
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November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Okay but we can bipartisanly agree that 427-1 is the funniest possible result, right.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Boughten.
drewtoothpaste.bsky.social drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 8d
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
Veins by DREW I started doing slogans when I was 18. That's just a phrase you say to advertise someone's company. They're free to make, but they're worth a lot if you get the right one. For example, "It's cold. It's dessert. We call it ice cream." That works for any ice cream company. Or you can make a specific slogan like "Take a bite out of life. Apple Computer." The logo of Apple has a bite in it, so it's perfect. Every company needs a slogan so you remember them. Even regular things like lamps need a slogan. A lot of people probably think lamps are no big deal, but wait until it gets dark outside. Then you really appreciate them. A hundred years ago when it got dark, we would just have to go to bed, but not now. "Thanks, Lamps." That's a lamp slogan. "Don't live half your life in the shadows." That's another one they could use. In Finland, they only have sun half of the year, and they get depressed. It can happen to anyone. Companies like Apple or lamp companies can afford to spend money on slogans, because it's all profit. You don't need anything special to make a lamp. All you need is a lightbulb and a dream. Put quotes around that, because it's another great slogan. Bug spray is really expensive, so I tried to catch some spiders and put them in my apartment, to be natural predators. I only got 6 spiders, and after I put them under my bed, all they did was make spiderwebs. I had to pull all the spiderwebs I found (they are gross and make your apartment look dirty) but they kept making more every day. I got tired of pulling them, so I squashed the spiders I could find and looked on the internet to find other predators. When I searched online it said the main predator of bugs was lizards, but I didn't want to get them. Lizardwebs would be even worse (because they are bigger than spiders) and I didn't want to be sitting at home and have them stare at me with their dead eyes. You don't know if they are going to just snap and bite you, or s---- on your bed, because they don't have eyebrows, or emotions. I still don't like swimming. When I drive by the water park I start feeling nervous like someone's going to yell at me. They'll take my glasses, and they'll put me on the slide, and when I get to the bottom I can't find my glasses, and I'm cold, and my skin is poisoned. Swimming for me is like going to a store, and as soon as you walk in, they put a blindfold on you and spray Raid. Then, when you get back home, everyone tells you "I love that store."
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc
BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
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November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Drain that swamp. Suck it dry. Fondle the swamp's b-
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger with a side of racism, an icey glass of sexual assualt and a garnish of songs that are maybe some of the best ever written. -----------------------------
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November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Less than a week left on this!
brockway.bsky.social Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 22d
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.

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50% OFF Dead Things
Follow necromancer Eric Carter through a world of vengeful gods and goddesses, mysterious murders, and restless ghosts in this dark urban fantasy series kick-off. Necromancer is such an ugly word, ...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
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November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
brockway.bsky.social
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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1900hotdog.bsky.social
It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis
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October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART.

back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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brettlybrett.bsky.social
If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.
The Milk Bearer and Glutton
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
brockway.bsky.social
The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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H Y P E, in cast form.
gamefullyun.bsky.social Gamefully Unemployed @gamefullyun.bsky.social · Oct 24
Well now - it's a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @brockway.bsky.social! Come laugh and cry with us!

SoundCloud: shorturl.at/ZNTZm
Apple: shorturl.at/jSS0o
YouTube: shorturl.at/4Xh5Q
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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jasonkpargin.bsky.social
My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM