Brocade
@brocade.bsky.social
He/him | pine marten | 37 | NYC | tech worker | socialist | bassist | gray-ace | heteroflexible | 🔞 minors DNI
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Brocade
@brocade.bsky.social
· Nov 21
VRC Avatar Comm for @brocade.bsky.social !!!
Thank you very much for comm me!!! ^^
Thank you very much for comm me!!! ^^
MY BODY IS READY
Seriously tho, I’m ecstatic with how this avatar turned out, and Foxdee was an absolute pleasure to work with. Get a slot from him if you can, and prepare to see a lot more of this little gremlin in the future!
Seriously tho, I’m ecstatic with how this avatar turned out, and Foxdee was an absolute pleasure to work with. Get a slot from him if you can, and prepare to see a lot more of this little gremlin in the future!
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(Watching a Technology Connections video with my parents)
Dad: "What's with the Dracula haircut?"
Dad: "What's with the Dracula haircut?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
(Watching a Technology Connections video with my parents)
Dad: "What's with the Dracula haircut?"
Dad: "What's with the Dracula haircut?"
Online subcultures are so weird in how they’re kind of aware of online discourse but strangely divergent from it.
An artist I follow posted an animation and called it an “animation meme”.
Girl, it’s not a meme until a shitload of people copy it. Until then, it’s just an animation.
An artist I follow posted an animation and called it an “animation meme”.
Girl, it’s not a meme until a shitload of people copy it. Until then, it’s just an animation.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Online subcultures are so weird in how they’re kind of aware of online discourse but strangely divergent from it.
An artist I follow posted an animation and called it an “animation meme”.
Girl, it’s not a meme until a shitload of people copy it. Until then, it’s just an animation.
An artist I follow posted an animation and called it an “animation meme”.
Girl, it’s not a meme until a shitload of people copy it. Until then, it’s just an animation.
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Moovember Day 25 - Rhoda (@lnusama.bsky.social 's OC)
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Moovember Day 25 - Rhoda (@lnusama.bsky.social 's OC)
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November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
A tech critic’s guide to holiday gift-giving
Maybe your grandma doesn’t need that Alexa smart speaker
disconnect.blog
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
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just heard a youtube video censor the word "unclothed" in reference to a photograph where a 40 year old man's butt crack is barely visible
i'm sick to death of this baby shit internet. Blue's Clues is edgier than this. fuck you, google
i'm sick to death of this baby shit internet. Blue's Clues is edgier than this. fuck you, google
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just heard a youtube video censor the word "unclothed" in reference to a photograph where a 40 year old man's butt crack is barely visible
i'm sick to death of this baby shit internet. Blue's Clues is edgier than this. fuck you, google
i'm sick to death of this baby shit internet. Blue's Clues is edgier than this. fuck you, google
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🌟$LEAZY EZ🌟
BEYOND stoked to have her featured on our forthcoming record, 🥂 TOGETHER 🥂
Our album drops 🪩 NOVEMBER 28TH 🪩
@fendihooskie.bsky.social
BEYOND stoked to have her featured on our forthcoming record, 🥂 TOGETHER 🥂
Our album drops 🪩 NOVEMBER 28TH 🪩
@fendihooskie.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
🌟$LEAZY EZ🌟
BEYOND stoked to have her featured on our forthcoming record, 🥂 TOGETHER 🥂
Our album drops 🪩 NOVEMBER 28TH 🪩
@fendihooskie.bsky.social
BEYOND stoked to have her featured on our forthcoming record, 🥂 TOGETHER 🥂
Our album drops 🪩 NOVEMBER 28TH 🪩
@fendihooskie.bsky.social
Listening to Bloc Party’s first album again after like 15 years and still blown away by the focused energy on here
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Listening to Bloc Party’s first album again after like 15 years and still blown away by the focused energy on here
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Here we have a wolfpack and the pro package inspector doing its job
This is for @Dreadnoughty96 !
Hope ya like it 🍞🍌💦
This is for @Dreadnoughty96 !
Hope ya like it 🍞🍌💦
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Here we have a wolfpack and the pro package inspector doing its job
This is for @Dreadnoughty96 !
Hope ya like it 🍞🍌💦
This is for @Dreadnoughty96 !
Hope ya like it 🍞🍌💦
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Lizard Springs. They like it hot!
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/128019...
subscribestar.adult/posts/1832980
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/128019...
subscribestar.adult/posts/1832980
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lizard Springs. They like it hot!
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/128019...
subscribestar.adult/posts/1832980
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/128019...
subscribestar.adult/posts/1832980
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Old Armistice from last year
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Old Armistice from last year
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My fluffy winter coat
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My fluffy winter coat
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was reportedly shocked that some managers don't want people constantly using AI.
In an all-hands meeting he said: "My understanding is Nvidia has some managers who are telling their people to use less AI, are you insane? ...
In an all-hands meeting he said: "My understanding is Nvidia has some managers who are telling their people to use less AI, are you insane? ...
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was reportedly shocked that some managers don't want people constantly using AI.
In an all-hands meeting he said: "My understanding is Nvidia has some managers who are telling their people to use less AI, are you insane? ...
In an all-hands meeting he said: "My understanding is Nvidia has some managers who are telling their people to use less AI, are you insane? ...
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god i love furry fashion. look how hot this is!~😍❤️🔥🦇
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
god i love furry fashion. look how hot this is!~😍❤️🔥🦇
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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🐸🍑✋💥
🎨 @/potoobrigham.bsky.social
🎨 @/potoobrigham.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🐸🍑✋💥
🎨 @/potoobrigham.bsky.social
🎨 @/potoobrigham.bsky.social
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I decided to make a game in high school for a basic CS course’s final project, and along the way I realized I was enjoying doing something for school in my free time. I wanted to do this for a living, and decide to major in CS.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I decided to make a game in high school for a basic CS course’s final project, and along the way I realized I was enjoying doing something for school in my free time. I wanted to do this for a living, and decide to major in CS.
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Updating my commissions sheet with new examples!
Come get some, they're neat!
www.supercellcomic.com/commissions....
Come get some, they're neat!
www.supercellcomic.com/commissions....
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Updating my commissions sheet with new examples!
Come get some, they're neat!
www.supercellcomic.com/commissions....
Come get some, they're neat!
www.supercellcomic.com/commissions....