Brittany Gibbons
@brittanygibbons.bsky.social
The only living girl in Ohio.
Wrote some books, host a big podcast, best friends with my dog.
Wrote some books, host a big podcast, best friends with my dog.
I was the kid who woke up at 7am on the weekends while my friends slept until noon. I spent a lot of sleepovers watching morning news with their parents.
BlueSky feels the same way😂
BlueSky feels the same way😂
July 4, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I was the kid who woke up at 7am on the weekends while my friends slept until noon. I spent a lot of sleepovers watching morning news with their parents.
BlueSky feels the same way😂
BlueSky feels the same way😂
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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
July 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
Fred Rococo is the only man I trust.
June 20, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Fred Rococo is the only man I trust.
The ocean is my biggest fear. Secretly I want to drain it, prove it’s filled with nightmares, and forget the whole thing ever happened. But instead, I scream at my kids to stay away from it and ruin every beach vacation.
June 20, 2023 at 12:05 PM
The ocean is my biggest fear. Secretly I want to drain it, prove it’s filled with nightmares, and forget the whole thing ever happened. But instead, I scream at my kids to stay away from it and ruin every beach vacation.
Society will never correct itself until all Real Housewives shows are cancelled. They’re mean.
Post something banal on here that is impossible to say on the other site, I’ll start: I think Taylor Swift is an uneven songwriter
June 19, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Society will never correct itself until all Real Housewives shows are cancelled. They’re mean.
I’m honor of Father’s Day, I’m watching Road House for the first time. Ever.
June 17, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I’m honor of Father’s Day, I’m watching Road House for the first time. Ever.
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I hope Twitter ends like The Sopranos
June 14, 2023 at 9:39 PM
I hope Twitter ends like The Sopranos
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hacker: I have all your passwords
me: omg thank you, what are they
me: omg thank you, what are they
June 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
hacker: I have all your passwords
me: omg thank you, what are they
me: omg thank you, what are they
Looks like melted crayon. Tastes like melted crayon heaven.
May 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Looks like melted crayon. Tastes like melted crayon heaven.
I’m just going to be over here sitting with my feelings of hate toward Shiv Roy for a while.
May 29, 2023 at 2:52 AM
I’m just going to be over here sitting with my feelings of hate toward Shiv Roy for a while.
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Listen. If I see a bear trap, I’m going to touch it. Lil chompy fella. Why are you on the ground? Waiting for me, I bet.
May 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Listen. If I see a bear trap, I’m going to touch it. Lil chompy fella. Why are you on the ground? Waiting for me, I bet.
When you live in the country, the official talking points of teaching your kid to drive are as follows:
1. We don’t go into ditches because of squirrels.
2. Don’t stop for people who come out of cornfields.
3. I cannot stress this enough, there is never just ONE deer.
1. We don’t go into ditches because of squirrels.
2. Don’t stop for people who come out of cornfields.
3. I cannot stress this enough, there is never just ONE deer.
May 21, 2023 at 3:26 AM
When you live in the country, the official talking points of teaching your kid to drive are as follows:
1. We don’t go into ditches because of squirrels.
2. Don’t stop for people who come out of cornfields.
3. I cannot stress this enough, there is never just ONE deer.
1. We don’t go into ditches because of squirrels.
2. Don’t stop for people who come out of cornfields.
3. I cannot stress this enough, there is never just ONE deer.
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(as angry as it is possible to be at a colleague) Hey! Any update on this?
May 18, 2023 at 1:06 AM
(as angry as it is possible to be at a colleague) Hey! Any update on this?
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Bluesky users checking back in with pals on Twitter
May 19, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Bluesky users checking back in with pals on Twitter
I want to be very clear about something. I will take any and all 80 year old women on magazines covers. Keep them coming, however they want to show up and be there, I want them all. I don’t care what they do to their bodies GIVE THEM TO ME. I WANT TO SEE THEM ALWAYS.
May 19, 2023 at 11:51 AM
I want to be very clear about something. I will take any and all 80 year old women on magazines covers. Keep them coming, however they want to show up and be there, I want them all. I don’t care what they do to their bodies GIVE THEM TO ME. I WANT TO SEE THEM ALWAYS.
Lots of amazing communities emerging on here. LOVE IT. I’m pretty jazzed for my Twitter sports and Below Deck circles to make their way here. I miss the hell out of connecting over a Cavs game or Captain Lee’s grumpy old man sayings.
May 1, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Lots of amazing communities emerging on here. LOVE IT. I’m pretty jazzed for my Twitter sports and Below Deck circles to make their way here. I miss the hell out of connecting over a Cavs game or Captain Lee’s grumpy old man sayings.
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POSTING ON BLUESKY:
eating toast for breakfast 🍞🔥
POSTING ON TWITTER:
I'm going to eat toast for breakfast but this does not mean that I do not appreciate other breakfast foods & I don't mean to imply that other meals are lesser. I simply enjoy toast in the mornings but it's also okay if- (1/16)
eating toast for breakfast 🍞🔥
POSTING ON TWITTER:
I'm going to eat toast for breakfast but this does not mean that I do not appreciate other breakfast foods & I don't mean to imply that other meals are lesser. I simply enjoy toast in the mornings but it's also okay if- (1/16)
April 29, 2023 at 2:17 PM
POSTING ON BLUESKY:
eating toast for breakfast 🍞🔥
POSTING ON TWITTER:
I'm going to eat toast for breakfast but this does not mean that I do not appreciate other breakfast foods & I don't mean to imply that other meals are lesser. I simply enjoy toast in the mornings but it's also okay if- (1/16)
eating toast for breakfast 🍞🔥
POSTING ON TWITTER:
I'm going to eat toast for breakfast but this does not mean that I do not appreciate other breakfast foods & I don't mean to imply that other meals are lesser. I simply enjoy toast in the mornings but it's also okay if- (1/16)
Every day I open this app more, and Twitter less. And it is good.
April 29, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Every day I open this app more, and Twitter less. And it is good.
Exciting day today, Bluesky…. it’s my birthday! No one is awake yet, but I wanted to tell you first.
April 28, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Exciting day today, Bluesky…. it’s my birthday! No one is awake yet, but I wanted to tell you first.
If I could please get some invites, I have a slew of Midwest soccer moms I could invite to jump start Rice Crispy Treat recipe swaps and bemoan the return of low rise jeans…
April 28, 2023 at 2:58 AM
If I could please get some invites, I have a slew of Midwest soccer moms I could invite to jump start Rice Crispy Treat recipe swaps and bemoan the return of low rise jeans…
Watching The Devil Wears Prada with my daughter, and explaining to her the villain is actually her boyfriend, Nate.
April 18, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Watching The Devil Wears Prada with my daughter, and explaining to her the villain is actually her boyfriend, Nate.
The mall I went to as a kid had carpet everywhere. Carpeted benches. Random carpeted hills. Carpet on the walls. I never realized how much I’d actually miss that carpet.
April 17, 2023 at 12:49 AM
The mall I went to as a kid had carpet everywhere. Carpeted benches. Random carpeted hills. Carpet on the walls. I never realized how much I’d actually miss that carpet.
Does anyone else spend their entire pedicure apologizing or just me?
April 14, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Does anyone else spend their entire pedicure apologizing or just me?
I’m in Boston for work, and I’ve eaten only lobster rolls every single day of this three day trip. Most important takeaway: you can get them without mayo slathered all over them. Just poached in butter. Brilliant, no notes.
April 12, 2023 at 3:09 AM
I’m in Boston for work, and I’ve eaten only lobster rolls every single day of this three day trip. Most important takeaway: you can get them without mayo slathered all over them. Just poached in butter. Brilliant, no notes.