Brendan Mathews
@brendanmathews.bsky.social
The Patriots are inevitable, the sooner the AFC accepts this and moves on the happier they'll be
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The Patriots are inevitable, the sooner the AFC accepts this and moves on the happier they'll be
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Everything just keeps getting worse all the time
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Everything just keeps getting worse all the time
Poor Bo Nix, a season like that shouldn't end like this
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Poor Bo Nix, a season like that shouldn't end like this
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Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
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dogs are like if angels walked among us and sometimes tried to eat poop
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
dogs are like if angels walked among us and sometimes tried to eat poop
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Well, Buffalo…
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Well, Buffalo…
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January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Bills are out of the playoffs, The Patriots are still in the playoffs, therefore The Patriots are the better team.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The Bills are out of the playoffs, The Patriots are still in the playoffs, therefore The Patriots are the better team.
I just want the Bills to lose, is that too much to ask? They love losing in the playoffs normally!
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I just want the Bills to lose, is that too much to ask? They love losing in the playoffs normally!
I don't know why Saipan got so much love, it's decent enough but it's no masterpiece
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I don't know why Saipan got so much love, it's decent enough but it's no masterpiece
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
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came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
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this is the very first version of the "Europe" Wikipedia article from 2001 years ago, back when you could just write "some more" when you got sick of typing. thread!
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
this is the very first version of the "Europe" Wikipedia article from 2001 years ago, back when you could just write "some more" when you got sick of typing. thread!
Every year I say I'm going to start really saving money but then I remember I have no willpower. I own a Switch 2 now
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Every year I say I'm going to start really saving money but then I remember I have no willpower. I own a Switch 2 now
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
Crazy that Stephen King took Rage off the shelves in case it inspired mass shooters but not Roadwork.
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Crazy that Stephen King took Rage off the shelves in case it inspired mass shooters but not Roadwork.
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I never fully understood Muppet lore until AI Overview stepped in. Thanks Google!
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I never fully understood Muppet lore until AI Overview stepped in. Thanks Google!
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if you can’t fathom going to the movies alone I know you’ve also got the worst fucking theater etiquette. stop fucking whispering we can all hear you
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
if you can’t fathom going to the movies alone I know you’ve also got the worst fucking theater etiquette. stop fucking whispering we can all hear you
I was really hoping the Steelers would find a way to break their defence so we wouldn't have to
🏈 The stage is set
The Patriots will host the Texans in the AFC Divisional Round on Sunday at 3 p.m. ET. Here's the tale of the tape: https://www.nbcsportsboston.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/texans-preview-prediction-stats-drake-maye/759898/
The Patriots will host the Texans in the AFC Divisional Round on Sunday at 3 p.m. ET. Here's the tale of the tape: https://www.nbcsportsboston.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/texans-preview-prediction-stats-drake-maye/759898/
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I was really hoping the Steelers would find a way to break their defence so we wouldn't have to
Oh god he's back
There's a guy on University Challenge who must be styling himself on Edgar Allan Poe
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Oh god he's back
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
Trevor Lawrence is on fucking fire
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Trevor Lawrence is on fucking fire