Gerald IntroVert. 🇭🇹
@brandon-3.bsky.social
B-more boy in DC. | 30-something
I be doing stuff. 🪴
I be doing stuff. 🪴
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Friends
Nachos
Wine
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Nachos
Wine
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Friends
Nachos
Wine
🌚
Nachos
Wine
🌚
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But we are, indeed saying what we gotta say! ...imma go ahead you want us to put emphasis and tone, flair and spice when we talk to y'all... Right? 🙂↕️
One thing about millennials… y’all love an ellipses. Just say what you gotta say man! 😩
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
But we are, indeed saying what we gotta say! ...imma go ahead you want us to put emphasis and tone, flair and spice when we talk to y'all... Right? 🙂↕️
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the Formation World Tour DVD
18. What is something that you yearn for?
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the Formation World Tour DVD
Me and the boys in the hotel lobby.
Cinderella
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me and the boys in the hotel lobby.
When the light is out at the big intersection near you and you have to make a Michigan Left to get across 8 lanes of traffic as quickly as possible <<<<<<<<<<<<
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When the light is out at the big intersection near you and you have to make a Michigan Left to get across 8 lanes of traffic as quickly as possible <<<<<<<<<<<<
The song of the day.
Tears Dry On Their Own
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The song of the day.
Jidenna’s “You, Me, & God” album was one of my favorite releases of 2023 and is so underrated.
Listening to it again for the first time in eons and it’s amazing.
Listening to it again for the first time in eons and it’s amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Jidenna’s “You, Me, & God” album was one of my favorite releases of 2023 and is so underrated.
Listening to it again for the first time in eons and it’s amazing.
Listening to it again for the first time in eons and it’s amazing.
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Beyoncé and Kelly have been outside!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Beyoncé and Kelly have been outside!
My boss asked me what I was making this year for Thanksgiving.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My boss asked me what I was making this year for Thanksgiving.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Cop a faraday cage car key case on Amazon. And store your keys as far away as possible from the car.
The faraday cage blocks ALL signals. They won’t be able to start the car.
The faraday cage blocks ALL signals. They won’t be able to start the car.
apparently car thieves are using antennas to steal push to start cars….this is a great time for me to have a used car that is not push to start bc wtf 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cop a faraday cage car key case on Amazon. And store your keys as far away as possible from the car.
The faraday cage blocks ALL signals. They won’t be able to start the car.
The faraday cage blocks ALL signals. They won’t be able to start the car.
Gin mimosas >>>
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Gin mimosas >>>
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There’s this thing that people like doing where they like to attack something that helps others because we adopt this weird American concept of “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” but that’s just rooted in ableism and elitism.
DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU, FUCK THESE FOLKS!
DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU, FUCK THESE FOLKS!
Someone said listening to audiobooks doesn’t count as reading.
So I asked if watching tv with the captions on count and they didn’t have an answer.
So I asked if watching tv with the captions on count and they didn’t have an answer.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There’s this thing that people like doing where they like to attack something that helps others because we adopt this weird American concept of “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” but that’s just rooted in ableism and elitism.
DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU, FUCK THESE FOLKS!
DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU, FUCK THESE FOLKS!
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Being able to make yourself laugh >>>>>
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Being able to make yourself laugh >>>>>
You have to love (and be open to different types of) music.
My music tastes are all over the place and I want someone open to exploring that.
Briefly dated someone who only listened to 90s R&B and top 40s pop.
Couldn’t get into 90% of the stuff I listen to.
My music tastes are all over the place and I want someone open to exploring that.
Briefly dated someone who only listened to 90s R&B and top 40s pop.
Couldn’t get into 90% of the stuff I listen to.
what’s a superfical nonnegotiable that you would want your partner to meet?
for me my partner HAS to like nerdy stuff (anime, video games, comics) and spooky shit (horror movies and halloween).
for me my partner HAS to like nerdy stuff (anime, video games, comics) and spooky shit (horror movies and halloween).
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You have to love (and be open to different types of) music.
My music tastes are all over the place and I want someone open to exploring that.
Briefly dated someone who only listened to 90s R&B and top 40s pop.
Couldn’t get into 90% of the stuff I listen to.
My music tastes are all over the place and I want someone open to exploring that.
Briefly dated someone who only listened to 90s R&B and top 40s pop.
Couldn’t get into 90% of the stuff I listen to.
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Black love is amazing. I love to see it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Black love is amazing. I love to see it.
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Crescent moon sitting on a cloud
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Crescent moon sitting on a cloud
The song of the day.
Been To The Moon
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The song of the day.
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Me to my family when they start praising AI
a woman is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words wake up on her face .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words wake up on her face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me to my family when they start praising AI
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card
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The real gag is that this has been going on since the orange buffoon took office the first time
In other not shocking news - Twitter (I refuse to call it X) has discovered scads of “MAGA” accounts were created in foreign countries.
a close up of a woman 's face with the word netflix on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word netflix on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The real gag is that this has been going on since the orange buffoon took office the first time
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-22 seconds too lol
I will interact with a post from 22 seconds ago, I do not care. LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
-22 seconds too lol
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Very @brandon-3.bsky.social coded lol
Showed up EXACTLY as the food was being served like a mf ninja.
Bout to pull off my Irish goodbye soon as this plate settles #Friendsgiving
Bout to pull off my Irish goodbye soon as this plate settles #Friendsgiving
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Very @brandon-3.bsky.social coded lol
