Gerald IntroVert. 🇭🇹
@brandon-3.bsky.social
B-more boy in DC. | 30-something
I be doing stuff. 🪴
I be doing stuff. 🪴
My boss asked me what I was making this year for Thanksgiving.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My boss asked me what I was making this year for Thanksgiving.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Me: Aunts put me on Soda duty. Dropped them off two weekends ago.
Him: wait. So… you don’t have to cook Anything??
Me: NOPE.
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card
One of his best! 😂
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One of his best! 😂
If you insist. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If you insist. 😂
Circa 2019 when I was 32
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Circa 2019 when I was 32
Um… no. Absolutely tf not.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Um… no. Absolutely tf not.
My cereal connoisseur days are long over, but I had to try this.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My cereal connoisseur days are long over, but I had to try this.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
Had probably my favorite restaurant/bar meal on Sunday and I’ve been thinking about it ever since: Chicken Caesar Salad/Steak (medium, w/ Blue Cheese Crumbles) Caesar Salad. With an order of fries.
Ginger Ale if I’m not drinking, Jameson + Ginger Ale if I am.
Ginger Ale if I’m not drinking, Jameson + Ginger Ale if I am.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Had probably my favorite restaurant/bar meal on Sunday and I’ve been thinking about it ever since: Chicken Caesar Salad/Steak (medium, w/ Blue Cheese Crumbles) Caesar Salad. With an order of fries.
Ginger Ale if I’m not drinking, Jameson + Ginger Ale if I am.
Ginger Ale if I’m not drinking, Jameson + Ginger Ale if I am.
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Here are three in my rotation. Simple. Strong, great for fall.
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Here are three in my rotation. Simple. Strong, great for fall.
Happy Friday?
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Friday?
Had salt and pepper shrimp (not pictured) for the first time tonight.
Might’ve found a new favorite, I fear.
Might’ve found a new favorite, I fear.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Had salt and pepper shrimp (not pictured) for the first time tonight.
Might’ve found a new favorite, I fear.
Might’ve found a new favorite, I fear.
Out sick last Wednesday and Thursday.
On day 3/4 of a long weekend.
Currently walking around the house like…
On day 3/4 of a long weekend.
Currently walking around the house like…
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Out sick last Wednesday and Thursday.
On day 3/4 of a long weekend.
Currently walking around the house like…
On day 3/4 of a long weekend.
Currently walking around the house like…
My love of British TV started in childhood, tbh.
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My love of British TV started in childhood, tbh.
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Chest & Tri Day
Linkin Park & System of a Down for the hype.
Linkin Park & System of a Down for the hype.
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Chest & Tri Day
Linkin Park & System of a Down for the hype.
Linkin Park & System of a Down for the hype.
Messing around in Spotify.
Let’s see how these transitions hit. 🤔
Let’s see how these transitions hit. 🤔
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Messing around in Spotify.
Let’s see how these transitions hit. 🤔
Let’s see how these transitions hit. 🤔
Here’s my most recent purchase from a couple weeks ago. She’s a pricey one, but I layer it over some of my usual suspects and it’s been a game changer.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here’s my most recent purchase from a couple weeks ago. She’s a pricey one, but I layer it over some of my usual suspects and it’s been a game changer.
And I’ll be right over.
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
And I’ll be right over.
Haven’t seen your posts in a minute and THIS is the first one that pops up.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haven’t seen your posts in a minute and THIS is the first one that pops up.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.