Adolf Rizzler
booty-ootycheeks.bsky.social
Adolf Rizzler
@booty-ootycheeks.bsky.social
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If you play a game of Six Degrees of Separation to Jeffrey Epstein and you can get there in less than three steps then I dont want you anywhere near my government.
More like CRAPitalism, am I right?
none of the angry #RL replies even understand the system alluded to here is capitalism. one of them sent me a link to the constitution. we have our work cut out
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
January 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
This fucking dunce. This absolute shit-eating clown.
I need examples of what Mamdani was talking about, which definitely was not people like me
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It is now the new year on the west coast and therefore the official new year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I told a bunch of Canadians "NO FRENCHIES ALLOWED" after the Blue Jays lost the world series to a superior American team and anyways I dont use that account anymore for no reason at all definitely wasnt banned because of mass-reporting.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I dislike the French just as much as the next guy, but this fella REALLY hates them.

Thats a wild thing to say.
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
At first glance, I thought this was Tony Soprano
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.

His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."

He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if orchiectomy was spelled orkiectomy?
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Drinking dumb bitch juice
Total War 40k is going to be a complete shitshow and drag whatever's left of this franchise into the gutter, just like it did for Warhammer Fantasy.

Calling it now.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 40K.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Evacuation alarm just sounded at work. Wish me luck.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wonder who "we" is.

This guy must have a mouse in his pocket or something.
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Professional point-misser over here
Bernie had to run in 50 states not just nyc ffs
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This man is a dumb bitch
Y’all talked too much about the TN-7 race, turned it high salience, juiced turnout, and wrecked Dems’ chances of sneaking in a win.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A fine policy
Joe. No clitoris in my kitchen.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Brine, bird, stock
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Birb
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I sharked my wife's coochie a couple hours ago. Does that count?
who up and sharking their coochie boards
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
After over 50 days of stalling by the House, the Senate immediately rolls the bill through to the President, and @summerbreeze0102.bsky.social thinks it should have taken longer.

Some of you liberals are fucking insufferable.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You know who isn't in the Epstein Files?

Bernie Sanders
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Adolf Rizzler
Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wood Chipper. Feet First.

I stand with Patton.
Mr. Oswalt's account has been suspended
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you play a game of Six Degrees of Separation to Jeffrey Epstein and you can get there in less than three steps then I dont want you anywhere near my government.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM