mujerjideen
@boobz.bsky.social
It's Barbie bitch if you still in doubt
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
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I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
Starting a STEM after school program where I teach kids how to make ghost guns
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Starting a STEM after school program where I teach kids how to make ghost guns
Fast forwarding through the national anthem before the puppy bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fast forwarding through the national anthem before the puppy bowl
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going back in time and blowing that cheeky shiba inu's head smoove off
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
going back in time and blowing that cheeky shiba inu's head smoove off
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I want that Boer obliterated
February 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I want that Boer obliterated
Irish-Italians are the half-elves of new Jersey
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Irish-Italians are the half-elves of new Jersey
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
October 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
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Customer: MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME. SPANISH FOR A GUY NAMED IBAN.
DMV: TALIBAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TALIBAN
Verdict: DENIED
October 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Customer: MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME. SPANISH FOR A GUY NAMED IBAN.
DMV: TALIBAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TALIBAN
Verdict: DENIED
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It's important to challenge anti semitic tropes whenever you see them💪
March 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
It's important to challenge anti semitic tropes whenever you see them💪
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Your libraries will become my briberies in the budget of success
NEW: Mayor Eric Adams says NYC libraries will be spared from *additional* cuts in his 2025 budget, due to be released Tuesday. Last month libraries were forced to cut Sunday service; Adams says that Saturday and some weekday service were next on the chopping block. x.com/NYCMayor/sta...
January 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Your libraries will become my briberies in the budget of success
It's time to admit that Gavin Newsom is an extraordinarily loathsome politician
October 2, 2023 at 5:01 AM
It's time to admit that Gavin Newsom is an extraordinarily loathsome politician
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
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You: Wracked by the pain of cognitive dissonance
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
August 19, 2023 at 2:39 AM
You: Wracked by the pain of cognitive dissonance
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
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if you’re a textualist then yes, it’s fine to bring RICO charges against Trump. but if you’re focused on the original intent of the law then it should really only apply to Italians.
August 16, 2023 at 12:05 AM
if you’re a textualist then yes, it’s fine to bring RICO charges against Trump. but if you’re focused on the original intent of the law then it should really only apply to Italians.