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🔥 FIRE SALE 🔥

Slightly used Venezuelan oil tanker.

"Scratch & dent" special. Minor rust, major geopolitical baggage. $50M OBO.

Must pick up in international waters. No lowballers, I know what I (allegedly) have. 🛢️🚢💨

#Venezuelan
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Update on the Trump shooting.
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I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Hungary rejects fascism, millions call on the corrupt Orbàn regime to fall. #3E
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
After the rare #Australian shooting, Australia plans to reexamine some of the toughest gun laws in the world. Meanwhile, in the USA…
a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a netflix ad
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Americans are expected to spend more than ever on holiday gifts—but they’re cutting back on nonessentials to afford it.
Half Of Americans Say It’s Harder To Afford Holiday Gifts This Year
Americans are expected to spend more than ever on holiday gifts—but they’re cutting back on nonessentials to afford it.
www.forbes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Alan’s white underwear was unavailable for this photo. #tighty-whities #AlanDershowitz #EpsteinInvestigation
Trump supporter and lawyer Alan Dershowitz with Epstein?
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey #instagram! I don’t give a good goddamm if my post is similar to others that have been reported. Post it and STFU!!! 🖕
a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Alan’s white underwear was unavailable for this photo. #tighty-whities #AlanDershowitz #EpsteinInvestigation
Trump supporter and lawyer Alan Dershowitz with Epstein?
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just my weekly reminder that you’re never gonna see the unredacted #EpsteinFiles. Epstein was likely a confidential human source (CHS) and allowed to continue criming (OIA). He got to keep creeping and FLE got dirt on the world’s power elite. If anything is released it will be redacted. #Sharpie
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Danish intelligence has declared the United States, alongside Russia and China, as a threat to national security for Denmark and Europe. It warns that the US may use military force against its own partners and allies.
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bob’s Closeouts can’t keep up! My latest deal is ready to accept bids!

#Venezuela #piracy
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So now we seized a #Venezuelan oil tanker? I didn’t have piracy on my closeout 2025 bingo card. #republican
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Everyone just cool yer tits. Epstein files ain’t gonna be released in the next 25 years.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I just shitpost and people sometimes dig it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Orange Julius is holding rallies around the theme: “Make America Affordable Again.” Judging by the news footage I saw of the turnout, & the cheering MAGA idiots, they’re falling for it hook, line, and sinker. Sadly, 1/3 of the populace (MAGA) is lost and another 1/3rd doesn’t pay attention to deets.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Soybean Association President Slams Trump’s $12 Billion Bailout as ‘Band-Aid on an Open Wound’ Mediaite
www.mediaite.com
Farmer Caleb Ragland Slams Trump's $12 Billion Bailout
twp.ai
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just in time for Christmas! My latest deal is up! #AlinaHabba
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#Republicans are getting nervous about the #midterms. So, they are sending Dump out to gaslight their base. Oh, and some of the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” #farmers are about to get 12 billion in aid. But the tariffs are…working? #baillout #tariffs

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
WATCH: Trump administration to deliver $12 billion in relief to American farmers
(The Center Square) – The Trump administration has proposed $12 billion in federal aid to American farmers, with many undergoing what Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins described as an economic cris...
www.yahoo.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gee, we suck. #CIA #migrants #Florida
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM