Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
I took my niece to the panto last night - Cinderella at The Epstein. We ate Skittles and ice-cream, got covered in fake snow and ended up soggy after the cast went mad with super soakers. A solid 8/10.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I took my niece to the panto last night - Cinderella at The Epstein. We ate Skittles and ice-cream, got covered in fake snow and ended up soggy after the cast went mad with super soakers. A solid 8/10.
Know what I love? When you're the butt of everyone's jokes, but you are just enjoying your success in a joyous and dignified way, knowing that it's killing them.
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Know what I love? When you're the butt of everyone's jokes, but you are just enjoying your success in a joyous and dignified way, knowing that it's killing them.
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
Up The Snidey Fucking Toffees!
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
Maybe I follow too many grown ups.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Maybe I follow too many grown ups.
No one on my feed is talking about Stranger Things. I need someone to geek out with.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No one on my feed is talking about Stranger Things. I need someone to geek out with.
Enjoying sheer nostalgia of watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening. Unacceptable prizes though, far too useful.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Enjoying sheer nostalgia of watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening. Unacceptable prizes though, far too useful.
I'm in St. Helens and people keep calling me cocker.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm in St. Helens and people keep calling me cocker.
I know pet names can get people's back up, but I get warm fuzzies when older people call me queen.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know pet names can get people's back up, but I get warm fuzzies when older people call me queen.
Might actually watch the World Cup next year 🇮🇪🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Might actually watch the World Cup next year 🇮🇪🏴
Grandad from Donegal, Grandma from Glasgow. I'll be off my face if Scotland make it as well as ROI.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Grandad from Donegal, Grandma from Glasgow. I'll be off my face if Scotland make it as well as ROI.
On a lighter note, I have just accidentally begun my criminal career by not paying for the bog rolls I'd hung on the back of the shopping trolley. Feels good to be bad.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
On a lighter note, I have just accidentally begun my criminal career by not paying for the bog rolls I'd hung on the back of the shopping trolley. Feels good to be bad.
Lost my grandad to suicide. It's far enough away now (26 years), that I just feel love when I think of him, but the guilt and what ifs are still there.
Sending love to everyone who has lost someone to suicide. There is no wrong or right way to grieve. However lonely it feels please know you are not alone.
#InternationalSurvivorsOfSuicideLossDay
#InternationalSurvivorsOfSuicideLossDay
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Lost my grandad to suicide. It's far enough away now (26 years), that I just feel love when I think of him, but the guilt and what ifs are still there.
Get to know your followers, 10 random things you like:
Dogs
Films on the big screen
Gothic horror
Books - from classics to trash
Spicy, woody aftershave
Authentic people who don't give a shit what others think
Churches (not religion - booo)
Lemon cheesecake
Weird facts
Well chosen words
Dogs
Films on the big screen
Gothic horror
Books - from classics to trash
Spicy, woody aftershave
Authentic people who don't give a shit what others think
Churches (not religion - booo)
Lemon cheesecake
Weird facts
Well chosen words
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Everton
Going to the pub
Music that turns my head
Weekends away in the north
Rugby union
Brooklyn in the sunshine
Arguments
Early morning long walks
History
Anything in pastry
10 random things you like
Everton
Going to the pub
Music that turns my head
Weekends away in the north
Rugby union
Brooklyn in the sunshine
Arguments
Early morning long walks
History
Anything in pastry
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Bats
Sci-Fi films
Strong beer
Long black
Fantasy Premier League
Gigs
VBA in Excel
Catan
Cooking
Astronomy
10 random things you like
Bats
Sci-Fi films
Strong beer
Long black
Fantasy Premier League
Gigs
VBA in Excel
Catan
Cooking
Astronomy
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Get to know your followers, 10 random things you like:
Dogs
Films on the big screen
Gothic horror
Books - from classics to trash
Spicy, woody aftershave
Authentic people who don't give a shit what others think
Churches (not religion - booo)
Lemon cheesecake
Weird facts
Well chosen words
Dogs
Films on the big screen
Gothic horror
Books - from classics to trash
Spicy, woody aftershave
Authentic people who don't give a shit what others think
Churches (not religion - booo)
Lemon cheesecake
Weird facts
Well chosen words
The fight scene in Bridget Jones's Diary should've won a prize for realism. Pure handbags.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The fight scene in Bridget Jones's Diary should've won a prize for realism. Pure handbags.
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
I'd forgotten how much I love James Morrison's voice.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'd forgotten how much I love James Morrison's voice.
I'll just be watching Shawshank for the bazillionth time. Always time well spent.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'll just be watching Shawshank for the bazillionth time. Always time well spent.
Watching Cabinet of Curiosities on Netflix and I'd highly recommend it if you like your TV creepy AF. Just skip episode 2 if you don't like rats 🐀
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Watching Cabinet of Curiosities on Netflix and I'd highly recommend it if you like your TV creepy AF. Just skip episode 2 if you don't like rats 🐀
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Ok, last shout on these cheap stocking fillers. They all sound great, but I've only got so much room on my board. DM if you're interested before I have to deal with gumtree people. Diolch! x
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ok, last shout on these cheap stocking fillers. They all sound great, but I've only got so much room on my board. DM if you're interested before I have to deal with gumtree people. Diolch! x
Ah, Pauline Collins has passed away. The older I get, the more I understand Shirley Valentine and why she buggered off to Greece.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ah, Pauline Collins has passed away. The older I get, the more I understand Shirley Valentine and why she buggered off to Greece.
Horror themed 40th last night. Kept being asked for photos by people in the toilets because Coraline is their favourite book/film. One said "I feel like I've met a celebrity." 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Horror themed 40th last night. Kept being asked for photos by people in the toilets because Coraline is their favourite book/film. One said "I feel like I've met a celebrity." 🤣
Just when I thought I couldn't dislike that prick any more than I already do.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Mahatma Gandhi
#humanity #empathy #decency #animalrights #musk
Mahatma Gandhi
#humanity #empathy #decency #animalrights #musk
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Just when I thought I couldn't dislike that prick any more than I already do.
A gigantic hotdog and a bucket of Pepsi Max Cherry for the Back to the Future 40th anniversary showing.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A gigantic hotdog and a bucket of Pepsi Max Cherry for the Back to the Future 40th anniversary showing.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
I genuinely enjoy carving pumpkins, but I often think of my Grandad carving out a swede. He mustn't have been able to use his hand for days and the house smelt like burning shit.
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I genuinely enjoy carving pumpkins, but I often think of my Grandad carving out a swede. He mustn't have been able to use his hand for days and the house smelt like burning shit.