Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
I'll take almost! Left my gold bikini in the house, so it was never going to be perfect.
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'll take almost! Left my gold bikini in the house, so it was never going to be perfect.
I plead temporary insanity.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I plead temporary insanity.
What are they gonna feed the scousers with? Their extra fucking fingers?
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What are they gonna feed the scousers with? Their extra fucking fingers?
🤣🤣 armed to the back teeth, just in case you have to wrangle a monster?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🤣🤣 armed to the back teeth, just in case you have to wrangle a monster?!
Robin is great! My absolute favourite is Murray though, he cracks me up.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Robin is great! My absolute favourite is Murray though, he cracks me up.
Don't tell me you didn't belt out Neverending Story! I know what you mean though, it was properly action packed. My Boxing Day is sorted.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Don't tell me you didn't belt out Neverending Story! I know what you mean though, it was properly action packed. My Boxing Day is sorted.
What did you think? I had to take a break in episode 4, thought I was having a heart attack 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What did you think? I had to take a break in episode 4, thought I was having a heart attack 🤣
Episode 4 is stressful but so good. When you're done, I'm your girl for very serious and important discussions.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Episode 4 is stressful but so good. When you're done, I'm your girl for very serious and important discussions.
🤣 How very dare you! No extra fingers or toes, I'll have you know. And my teeth are all present and correct. Cheek of it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
🤣 How very dare you! No extra fingers or toes, I'll have you know. And my teeth are all present and correct. Cheek of it.
I feel this. I did SEMH teaching for years and arguing was the default mode, 90% of the time.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I feel this. I did SEMH teaching for years and arguing was the default mode, 90% of the time.
Do you enjoy it? I'm a former primary teacher, the big ones aren't for me!
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Do you enjoy it? I'm a former primary teacher, the big ones aren't for me!
I'm a caseworker for children with SEN. I work in schools a lot, but home for most of the admin. It's a godsend, especially the lack of commute.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm a caseworker for children with SEN. I work in schools a lot, but home for most of the admin. It's a godsend, especially the lack of commute.
I'm so much more productive at home. I just can't stay out of the fridge 🐽
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm so much more productive at home. I just can't stay out of the fridge 🐽
Of course it's about me. It's my world, you all just live in it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Of course it's about me. It's my world, you all just live in it.