Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Got told off for playing with the wool in Dobbies so I ended up buying it. I can't knit.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
Merry Christmas, Mum.
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.
Don't knock it until you've tried it! These are absolutely unreal.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don't knock it until you've tried it! These are absolutely unreal.
Ah, Pauline Collins has passed away. The older I get, the more I understand Shirley Valentine and why she buggered off to Greece.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ah, Pauline Collins has passed away. The older I get, the more I understand Shirley Valentine and why she buggered off to Greece.
Horror themed 40th last night. Kept being asked for photos by people in the toilets because Coraline is their favourite book/film. One said "I feel like I've met a celebrity." 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Horror themed 40th last night. Kept being asked for photos by people in the toilets because Coraline is their favourite book/film. One said "I feel like I've met a celebrity." 🤣
A gigantic hotdog and a bucket of Pepsi Max Cherry for the Back to the Future 40th anniversary showing.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A gigantic hotdog and a bucket of Pepsi Max Cherry for the Back to the Future 40th anniversary showing.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
Yes, I know hotdogs are made of lips and arseholes. Ask me if I care.
I genuinely enjoy carving pumpkins, but I often think of my Grandad carving out a swede. He mustn't have been able to use his hand for days and the house smelt like burning shit.
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I genuinely enjoy carving pumpkins, but I often think of my Grandad carving out a swede. He mustn't have been able to use his hand for days and the house smelt like burning shit.
Out of office on. And not before bloody time.
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Out of office on. And not before bloody time.
Throwback to 2014, when I apparently thought this was a good photo opportunity. IYKYK
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Throwback to 2014, when I apparently thought this was a good photo opportunity. IYKYK
Men are weird creatures.
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Men are weird creatures.
For whoever needs to hear it, you matter more than you know.
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
For whoever needs to hear it, you matter more than you know.
World Menopause day. I know it's the butt of many jokes, but it would help us all if people were more educated about it. I'd be much less homicidal for a start. @allontheboard.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
World Menopause day. I know it's the butt of many jokes, but it would help us all if people were more educated about it. I'd be much less homicidal for a start. @allontheboard.bsky.social
I know I'm a wrong'un, but it feels so right.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I know I'm a wrong'un, but it feels so right.
Disclaimer: other colours and textures are available. I saw them by accident and wanted to bleach my mind. Enjoy!
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Disclaimer: other colours and textures are available. I saw them by accident and wanted to bleach my mind. Enjoy!
Gonna try to fit in some reading in between life changing disasters.
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gonna try to fit in some reading in between life changing disasters.
Sleepout done! Lights on at 5am can fuck right off though 🔫 really made me think about how vulnerable rough sleepers are. I was safe, fed and watered, so many aren't. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, you are all amazing 💙
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Sleepout done! Lights on at 5am can fuck right off though 🔫 really made me think about how vulnerable rough sleepers are. I was safe, fed and watered, so many aren't. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, you are all amazing 💙
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I know it is said a lot, that we should be grateful for our NHS. In the last few years, both my dad and brother have needed critical care and after the last few days, I will fight to the death to keep it. Both the ship and all who sail in her are extraordinary.
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I know it is said a lot, that we should be grateful for our NHS. In the last few years, both my dad and brother have needed critical care and after the last few days, I will fight to the death to keep it. Both the ship and all who sail in her are extraordinary.
Who loves Cherry Pepsi?
I do I do I doo-oooooooo
I do I do I doo-oooooooo
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Who loves Cherry Pepsi?
I do I do I doo-oooooooo
I do I do I doo-oooooooo
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Here is the steeple
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Here is the steeple
Hoodie weather is back baby!! About friggin time.
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hoodie weather is back baby!! About friggin time.
Immaculate description of Trump and everything wrong with America at the minute. Words have power.
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Immaculate description of Trump and everything wrong with America at the minute. Words have power.
Thursday motivation 👊🏼
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Thursday motivation 👊🏼