Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.
I occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
I occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Reposted by Thomas White
![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
IT’S OVER! What a fun time! Baby Steps is a silly fun game, and I definitely fell down. A lot.
Thanks to viewers like you we raised $365 to cancel over $35k of medical debt! What a way to cap off the old and ring in the new!
Thanks to viewers like you we raised $365 to cancel over $35k of medical debt! What a way to cap off the old and ring in the new!
GAME ON! Spend NYE with me as I stumble through the game Baby Steps and raise money to cancel medical debt. We'll toast midnight through the time zones.
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
IT’S OVER! What a fun time! Baby Steps is a silly fun game, and I definitely fell down. A lot.
Thanks to viewers like you we raised $365 to cancel over $35k of medical debt! What a way to cap off the old and ring in the new!
Thanks to viewers like you we raised $365 to cancel over $35k of medical debt! What a way to cap off the old and ring in the new!
GAME ON! Spend NYE with me as I stumble through the game Baby Steps and raise money to cancel medical debt. We'll toast midnight through the time zones.
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
GAME ON! Spend NYE with me as I stumble through the game Baby Steps and raise money to cancel medical debt. We'll toast midnight through the time zones.
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
Having a party or gathering? Leave the stream on so your guests can laugh at me constantly falling down!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
It was a weird time when Jayne Mansfield was made the spokesmodel of the Doomsday Clock by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, but it did help soften the sense of impending doom.
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It was a weird time when Jayne Mansfield was made the spokesmodel of the Doomsday Clock by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, but it did help soften the sense of impending doom.
Walk (and stumble) into the New Year with me as I play Baby Steps and cancel some medical debt through the folks at @unduemeddebt.bsky.social
Stream starts at 6:30pm pst, and we’ll celebrate all the midnights that happen along the way.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Stream starts at 6:30pm pst, and we’ll celebrate all the midnights that happen along the way.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tiltify.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Walk (and stumble) into the New Year with me as I play Baby Steps and cancel some medical debt through the folks at @unduemeddebt.bsky.social
Stream starts at 6:30pm pst, and we’ll celebrate all the midnights that happen along the way.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Stream starts at 6:30pm pst, and we’ll celebrate all the midnights that happen along the way.
tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
Tomorrow night, we’ll be entertained.
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tomorrow night, we’ll be entertained.
“Drill tiny holes in tiny plastic necks and glue in tiny magnets,” he thought to himself. “How fiddly a process could that be?”
Chat, it’s quite fiddly.
Chat, it’s quite fiddly.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Drill tiny holes in tiny plastic necks and glue in tiny magnets,” he thought to himself. “How fiddly a process could that be?”
Chat, it’s quite fiddly.
Chat, it’s quite fiddly.
Back in the day when I was a game tester my favorite title in test was probably the original Wild Arms, and mostly because I could start every morning with a cup of coffee and this intro music. The game was fun too.
『WILD ARMS』 オープニングムービー
YouTube video by PlayStation Japan
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Back in the day when I was a game tester my favorite title in test was probably the original Wild Arms, and mostly because I could start every morning with a cup of coffee and this intro music. The game was fun too.
I’m not a football guy but I appreciate a good highlight, and this is damn fine.
Jared Verse blocks the Falcons FG attempt and returns it for a TD, flashes the peace sign at the Falcons bench on the way by
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m not a football guy but I appreciate a good highlight, and this is damn fine.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How is babby formed?
Perhaps we’ll find out!
Perhaps we’ll find out!
Spend your NYE watching me fall down A LOT while playing Baby Steps and raise some money to help out @unduemeddebt.bsky.social
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tilt.fyi
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
How is babby formed?
Perhaps we’ll find out!
Perhaps we’ll find out!
Spend your NYE watching me fall down A LOT while playing Baby Steps and raise some money to help out @unduemeddebt.bsky.social
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tilt.fyi
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Spend your NYE watching me fall down A LOT while playing Baby Steps and raise some money to help out @unduemeddebt.bsky.social
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
12/31, 18:30 pst. Put the stream on at your party or gathering so your friends can laugh at my attempts to stumble up a mountain too!
tilt.fyi/KcUavOsiQ9
Reposted by Thomas White
Mother
F u c k e r
F u c k e r
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mother
F u c k e r
F u c k e r
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Wow, xmas morning wind gusts up to 114 mph on Mount Hamilton, east of San Jose. Damaged the Lick Observatory. 🔭 🧪 bsky.app/profile/look...
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wow, xmas morning wind gusts up to 114 mph on Mount Hamilton, east of San Jose. Damaged the Lick Observatory. 🔭 🧪 bsky.app/profile/look...
Reposted by Thomas White
Reposted by Thomas White
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Public Safety Announcement:
Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Public Safety Announcement:
I’ve started and deleted this rant many times tonight, but: Investor Owned Utilities should not be allowed to exist.
Especially ones that have killed customers repeatedly, and only maintain infrastructure because they’ve lost lawsuits.
The existence of IOU’s is another failing of society.
Especially ones that have killed customers repeatedly, and only maintain infrastructure because they’ve lost lawsuits.
The existence of IOU’s is another failing of society.
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ve started and deleted this rant many times tonight, but: Investor Owned Utilities should not be allowed to exist.
Especially ones that have killed customers repeatedly, and only maintain infrastructure because they’ve lost lawsuits.
The existence of IOU’s is another failing of society.
Especially ones that have killed customers repeatedly, and only maintain infrastructure because they’ve lost lawsuits.
The existence of IOU’s is another failing of society.
Did the math on streaming fundraising this year:
@trevorproject.bsky.social: $2,102
@translifeline.org: $1,858
Extra Life: $2,765
@scalpelfun.bsky.social: $2,500
Total raised: $9,225
Heck yes! What an amazing year, thanks to viewers like you! Thank you to everyone who watched and chipped in!
@trevorproject.bsky.social: $2,102
@translifeline.org: $1,858
Extra Life: $2,765
@scalpelfun.bsky.social: $2,500
Total raised: $9,225
Heck yes! What an amazing year, thanks to viewers like you! Thank you to everyone who watched and chipped in!
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Did the math on streaming fundraising this year:
@trevorproject.bsky.social: $2,102
@translifeline.org: $1,858
Extra Life: $2,765
@scalpelfun.bsky.social: $2,500
Total raised: $9,225
Heck yes! What an amazing year, thanks to viewers like you! Thank you to everyone who watched and chipped in!
@trevorproject.bsky.social: $2,102
@translifeline.org: $1,858
Extra Life: $2,765
@scalpelfun.bsky.social: $2,500
Total raised: $9,225
Heck yes! What an amazing year, thanks to viewers like you! Thank you to everyone who watched and chipped in!
Where’s the setting here in bsky that lets me only see if someone awful is trending only if it’s because they died or something hilarious (and horrible to them) happens.
Bonus points if they died hilariously.
Bonus points if they died hilariously.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Where’s the setting here in bsky that lets me only see if someone awful is trending only if it’s because they died or something hilarious (and horrible to them) happens.
Bonus points if they died hilariously.
Bonus points if they died hilariously.
Reposted by Thomas White
Fix your hearts or die
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fix your hearts or die
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Did he get possessed by the ghost of Don Imus?
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did he get possessed by the ghost of Don Imus?
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.