Jessica Blankenship
@blanketboat.bsky.social
Writer, founder starchild.app, final girl. New York now, Atlanta forever.
I’m constantly saying this
famous people should be allowed to add their birth charts to wikipedia so that I can see them
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’m constantly saying this
i just feel like if i was meant to be a Bluesky poster, all my twitter followers would’ve found me here. the universe was clearly telling me to retire and i respect that.
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i just feel like if i was meant to be a Bluesky poster, all my twitter followers would’ve found me here. the universe was clearly telling me to retire and i respect that.
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While going through text messages from Kaleb—insert an image of Charlie Brown saying “sigh” here—I found this, from about a year ago. The point he was making applies to all of us.
September 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
While going through text messages from Kaleb—insert an image of Charlie Brown saying “sigh” here—I found this, from about a year ago. The point he was making applies to all of us.
i logged onto this website i never use on a whim just now to find out someone i've known for over a decade died a few days ago? i might otherwise find it tasteless to say something like "logging on was, as always, a mistake" but i know kaleb would approve. goddamn
wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton
Kaleb Horton
Writing can be beautiful.
thealexpress.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i logged onto this website i never use on a whim just now to find out someone i've known for over a decade died a few days ago? i might otherwise find it tasteless to say something like "logging on was, as always, a mistake" but i know kaleb would approve. goddamn
they should've never let me get dressed for a 60 degree day in march while ovulating, i can tell you that much.
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
they should've never let me get dressed for a 60 degree day in march while ovulating, i can tell you that much.
i'm not trying to distract him from doing his work or anything but it must be said this is the most erotic piece of content i've seen in ages
Today I confronted “border czar” Tom Homan who came to Albany to do Trump’s bidding — push for mass deportations, carry out the assault on working class New Yorkers, and justify the unjustifiable detention of legal permanent resident and father-to-be, Mahmoud Khalil.
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i'm not trying to distract him from doing his work or anything but it must be said this is the most erotic piece of content i've seen in ages
i drank two americanos before 1pm with absolutely no game plan for mitigating the inevitable afternoon crash out. like i was born yesterday
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i drank two americanos before 1pm with absolutely no game plan for mitigating the inevitable afternoon crash out. like i was born yesterday
I am going to be an absolute menace next week
March 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am going to be an absolute menace next week
science cannot explain why this is the sexiest song of all time but experts all agree that it is open.spotify.com/track/06M3JD...
Miki Dora
Amen Dunes · Freedom · Song · 2018
open.spotify.com
March 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
science cannot explain why this is the sexiest song of all time but experts all agree that it is open.spotify.com/track/06M3JD...
a very important eBay purchased happened
March 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
a very important eBay purchased happened
this venus retrograde, i want you to listen to whatever music made you yearn when you were younger, either as an alternative or accompaniment to texting your ex. (venus is retrograding through aries, so probably we'll be doing both.)
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this venus retrograde, i want you to listen to whatever music made you yearn when you were younger, either as an alternative or accompaniment to texting your ex. (venus is retrograding through aries, so probably we'll be doing both.)
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ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to prevent cybertrucks from merging while
i drove
i drove
March 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to prevent cybertrucks from merging while
i drove
i drove
wait can anyone explain what is happening with my discover weekly right now?? It’s all random thai music??? i just listen to, like, new order and cat power lol
March 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
wait can anyone explain what is happening with my discover weekly right now?? It’s all random thai music??? i just listen to, like, new order and cat power lol
yes and additionally, someone recently told me he's a short king as a way of arguing against my lust for him, as if that didn't make me want to go even more fully feral over him
the key to walton goggins’ appeal is twofold, in that i could fix him, yes, but i would let him fuck us both up so bad first…a human freelapse
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
yes and additionally, someone recently told me he's a short king as a way of arguing against my lust for him, as if that didn't make me want to go even more fully feral over him
there's a guy at the coworking space i go to who i keep accidentally making eye contact with and im certain he's getting the wrong idea at this point. unfortunately there is clearly no option other than burning down the building. very sad outcome
March 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there's a guy at the coworking space i go to who i keep accidentally making eye contact with and im certain he's getting the wrong idea at this point. unfortunately there is clearly no option other than burning down the building. very sad outcome
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i haven't smoked in years which is why it's a huge bummer to continually realize that cigarettes are the only thing that have every truly made me feel grounded and present. not ideal
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i haven't smoked in years which is why it's a huge bummer to continually realize that cigarettes are the only thing that have every truly made me feel grounded and present. not ideal
mike white do better
Kinda mad that it took 3 episodes of White Lotus to get to Walton Goggins being weird with reptiles
March 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mike white do better
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
the entire oscars felt like enthusiasm manufacturing for new bond content, which im sorry i refuse to believe anyone cares about!
I guess now that Amazon is gonna put out like 10 James Bond content units a year we’ll finally get a Lana Del Rey Bond theme. So that’s one upside I suppose
March 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the entire oscars felt like enthusiasm manufacturing for new bond content, which im sorry i refuse to believe anyone cares about!
my hair looks way too good to be at the coworking space on a monday morning. im worried theyre going to take me to jail
March 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
my hair looks way too good to be at the coworking space on a monday morning. im worried theyre going to take me to jail
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I think if you don't want to buy things from major retailers today or any day that is great, and I would also love for everyone to remember that successful movements usually need to involve labor, and to start thinking of yourself as a worker first and a consumer second
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think if you don't want to buy things from major retailers today or any day that is great, and I would also love for everyone to remember that successful movements usually need to involve labor, and to start thinking of yourself as a worker first and a consumer second
I never thought i would have trouble getting back into the habit of posting but i really can’t seem to do it over here. I’m like wandering through Twitter like the women at the end of A League of Their own. can i even post anymore or am i too old now
February 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I never thought i would have trouble getting back into the habit of posting but i really can’t seem to do it over here. I’m like wandering through Twitter like the women at the end of A League of Their own. can i even post anymore or am i too old now
couldn't pre-order this fast enough. it's going to be so good!
I am extremely freaking thrilled to announce that Bad Company is *officially* available for preorder wherever you buy books. (I am linking to Bookshop but buy it wherever!) I worked so, so hard on this book, and it would mean a ton to me if you ordered it. bookshop.org/a/109816/978...
February 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
couldn't pre-order this fast enough. it's going to be so good!
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Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...
The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture | Defector
I can’t ease you into this one, so: Haliey Welch, colloquially known as the “Hawk Tuah girl,” launched a bespoke cryptocurrency token called HAWK last Wednesday, the same day she told Fortune it was “...
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December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...