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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 17d
My son likes sharks. And dogs. Made this for him.

#blahaj #shark #funny
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"Loan Shark"
A four panel comic strip by It's Meg Comics. Titled 'Loan Shark'. Panel 1: On the Orca in the film Jaws. Brody says to Quint "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Panel 2: The shark emerges from the sea, and using fins like hands it cups its fins to its mouth and shouts "HONESTLY, NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME." Panel 3: The shark is now leaning on the back of the boat, like in the scene in the film where it eats Quint. It is saying "Interest rates are higher than ever, and used boats are still in high demand. Supply issues, you know." Panel 4: We see the shark's point of view - Brody and Quint frowning while the shark says "I'd recommend trying to refinance, if anything."
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Quint was the man up until the point where he became half a man.

Num num num.

#Jaws #sharks #Blåhaj #funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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gift your friend a sharky

ミ source: n/a (@shi.gg)
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem
there are two people. a tall girl on the right with short purple hairs, and a short girl with long white hairs on the left. The tall girl gives the other a blahaj ikea shark as a gift. The left girl responds with "for me...?", the tall one replies with "gift." and gets a "oh, okay.." back
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. 🦊
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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present for my gf, hope she likes it

ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
blahaj ikea shark wrapped into present paper
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Shopping at #IKEA yesterday...

#Blåhaj #shark
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Nooooo!!!

We must rescue it!

Somebody call the fire department!

#Blåhaj #shark #funny
blahaj.4k.pics Blåhaj • サメ @blahaj.4k.pics · 11d
someone left their blåhaj on a overhead line pole on the railway…

ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ote22m
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #train
blahaj ikea shark looking really sad and alone at a train station
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I don't need the cybersecurity training, but I am interested in the #Blåhaj...
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Did you know that #Blåhaj is good for your mental health and sleep???

Everyone should get a #Blahaj #shark.

#funny and #happy
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Cough cough*

Just gonna leave this here...

#Blåhaj #shark #funny #dancing #KatyPerry

youtube.com/shorts/gzLjQ...
15th Camerman joins Viral Sharks #LeftShark #KatyPerry #DancingShark #DancingSharks #CaliforniaGurls
YouTube video by Fleeting Films
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November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow.

😉

#Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you...

#Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award...

If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I love how it sounds.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead.

Stay away from the flakey flute players.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Ah, but do they dance and sing during your commute???
bradys.bsky.social Are you mad at me? But festive @bradys.bsky.social · Aug 14
Commuting to work for the first time from my new apartment and everyone's a homosexual 😌
An animated cell from beauty and the beast shows Belle in a blue dress covered in a white apron, holding a book as a crowd of villagers stand behind her
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Good job!

But did you remember to do your TPS reports?

#officespace
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food.

Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"

Rich Shark laughs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Num num num!

Need more bread!

#Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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번호 번호 번호. 맛있다.

That looks delicious.
persephone39.bsky.social Persephone39 @persephone39.bsky.social · 17d
I found it. The chicken ASMR cause we all need nearly 20 mins of BTS eating chicken ASMR
youtu.be/pjNIOklHTQ4?...
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Interesting concept for sampling books.

When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy?

#Blahaj #shark #funny #books
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Of course, it is a romance!

Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...

Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.

It is all in the name: It is a #trick.

You're a little fish, not a shark.

#trickledown

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Hello #OfficeSpace fans!

We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes?

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM