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Blåhaj Shark
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Oversized Pillow with Teeth
Quint was the man up until the point where he became half a man.

Num num num.

#Jaws #sharks #Blåhaj #funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That's fine. Only one person wide.

Three people wide, sure, makes sense.

But maybe don't scream about it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also don't scream at people who don't follow etiquette.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yes, but these Karens who get upset about the etiquette are the worst.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Depending upon the width of the escalator there isn't much choice.

On the other hand, if you can fit 3 people next to each other...

Still doesn't mean you should get to scream like a weirdo in public if other people ignore etiquette.
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And don't forget to scream like a crazy person when you can't get by.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I agree, why are adults so dumb and bossy?
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yes, but how LOUD are you in bed...?

Versus

How LOUD are you on the escalator?
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
And in the elderly homes, apparently.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Is that the same etiquette that says you get to scream at people in public?
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Shopping at #IKEA yesterday...

#Blåhaj #shark
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow.

😉

#Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you...

#Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award...

If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love how it sounds.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead.

Stay away from the flakey flute players.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good job!

But did you remember to do your TPS reports?

#officespace
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Num num num!

Need more bread!

#Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Interesting concept for sampling books.

When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy?

#Blahaj #shark #funny #books
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Of course, it is a romance!

Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...

Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.

It is all in the name: It is a #trick.

You're a little fish, not a shark.

#trickledown

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hello #OfficeSpace fans!

We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes?

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do you think this will still be an issue in 20 years? Or even 10?

I suspect that AI will be everywhere in films, TV, etc.

Everyone "creative" will be using AI as a tool to make stuff that people enjoy.

And the only naysayers will be people with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Do you think this will still be an issue in 20 years? Or even 10?

I suspect that AI will be everywhere in films, TV, etc.

Everyone "creative" will be using AI as a tool to make stuff that people enjoy.

And the only naysayers will be people with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM