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Let me distract you
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Let me distract you
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September 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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This about covers it.
August 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This about covers it.
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The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life
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What To Know About ‘Love Island USA’
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June 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Love Island USA’
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Diddy Lawyer Tosses Jury Cîroc Swag During Closing Statement
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June 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Diddy Lawyer Tosses Jury Cîroc Swag During Closing Statement
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Fun Fact: Ducks are often seen standing still in the rain. Most think it’s because their waterproof feathers keep them dry and that staying still helps conserve energy, but we have our own theory🦆🌧️🐥 #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fun Fact: Ducks are often seen standing still in the rain. Most think it’s because their waterproof feathers keep them dry and that staying still helps conserve energy, but we have our own theory🦆🌧️🐥 #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts
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Jesus Is My Health Insurance
Jesus Is My Health Insurance
I tell you, people these days have lost their faith. Everybody’s turning to the television or drugs or the government to solve their problems, when they should be trusting in the Lord.
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June 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Jesus Is My Health Insurance
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Your view looking up
May 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Your view looking up
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Trump admin ain’t paying for shit. Our tax dollars are, though.
Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
Senator Chris Van Hollen is speaking live from El Salvador, where he just met with the Salvadoran VP: www.youtube.com/live/pYZPzHy...
April 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Trump admin ain’t paying for shit. Our tax dollars are, though.
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
LOUISVILLE, KY—Expressing a mix of frustration and stunned disbelief at the woman’s lack of enthusiasm, local man Ron Broder told reporters Wednesday that the escort whose services he had solicited for the evening fell asleep during Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope. The 40-year-old logistics coordinator confirmed he had paid the sex worker Misty, as […]
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April 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
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