BigPaul
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BigPaul
@bigpaulwales.bsky.social
Kindness will ALWAYS be free.
Walliams today, Trump tomorrow?
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Isn’t it now then?
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In March, I used up the last of my wife’s favourite mayo, and put the empty jar at the back of the fridge.
I do not care for your achievements and wins, give me your pettiest acts of 2025. I refused to watch a TV show everyone said was great because the writer unfollowed me on here.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have heard the phrase “You are doing my fucking head in” three times in three different places today.
#HappyChristmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Santa! If you’re listening !
Tell a friend about FunHouse Radio
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I fucking love Stella after a shift, the beer and not the excellent tv series btw.
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just put a collection of flavoured cheddar cheeses away for me to pick up Monday, NOT before, as I wish to consume them during actual Christmas time and things.
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Malignant Seven?
If Mel Gibson made a Knives Out movie
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“So you’re ok with anal?”
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Watching The Mask…after ingesting a handful of Psilocybin mushrooms an hour earlier. Best movie ever!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Our Santa Claus.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That signature? Sam Hrrrruuummmph?
Not a Verhoeven movie
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just taken my daily statin and am now thinking ‘large doner?’.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
She also didn’t rewrap the cheese properly and now it’s hardened on one side!
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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I’m fairly certain that’s the name of a small Welsh village.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just had one of those microwave rib thingies, put HP Fruity sauce on instead of the supplied bbq sauce…not bad.
#kinky
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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s on cold early winter nights like this that I yearn to wave away a horsefly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
And here we are, Liverpool fucking up tens of thousands of bets across the world.
#fuckoffliverpool
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like

Tindersticks
Sausage and egg barms
Doner kebabs
Cheeses and crackers
Spending time with my eldest grandson
Proper pubs
Sudoku
Watching TV in bed
Big sessions of ale
Visiting new places
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like

Border collies
The Fall (band)
Long walks
The Gower peninsula
Local Hero
Lemon drizzle cake
Drinks with pals
Short stories
Naps
Pub quizzes
get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like

꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈‍⬛
꩜ crows 🐦‍⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
…and I haven’t the foggiest who Christian really is? Was he the guy that held my balls when that little cutie from Idaho ..oh, erm, SHE WAS’NT ADOPTED!!….FAKE NEWS!
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Proper cock.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Rum cocktail? 4.35am? Must be end of working week!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I bet Tindersticks would be at home here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM