Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
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Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work. Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
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This brings me great joy
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Introduce yourself with three ways in which you are a whingy little baby would be a much more interesting prompt. I would Alper the shit out of that if I could be bothered.
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I've experienced this recently. It's annoying.
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Ian Curtis is the most lanyard name imaginable
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Heard Closing Time while still at school and then just bought them all, every time a new one came out. The film roles were a bonus.
a group of men are standing in front of a wall with numbers on it .
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a wall with numbers on it .
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This was exactly the one I was thinking of.
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Copywriting is my passion
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Sorry to tell you but that wedding labrador is not real.
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Murdoch was also right there. He's got to be in his hundredandtwenties by now.
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OK, well you know where we are
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Yep. Do you want us to fuck them up? Because we absolutely could. With our rapier wit &c.
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but they're all the rage
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Regretting not adding alt text to this but where would you start
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Someone just mentioned 'dress sneakers' and I had to google them and I may never stop laughing
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Someone called me on the landline, which I'd forgotten I had and is a proper old-fashioned tring tring phone, and my first thought was nuclear attack or zombie invasion.
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I had to spend two weeks there and it nearly broke me.
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This is not relevant but I was listening to Sumo yesterday. HOLDS UP
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omg d-tun I cannot WAIT for you to find out about streaming!!
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Do you know about the internet? It's got all sorts
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Surely you're not too young to know 'in like Flynn'? What sort of mysterious third age is this that's too old for slut drop but too young for Errol Flynn
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haven't got photoshop sorry but
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This was also my first thought. I love it.