crystal beth
@bethterday.bsky.social
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crystal beth
@bethterday.bsky.social
· Nov 23
there's a nearby house that has a ton of christmas decorations but easily the most notable is this 20 foot inflatable santa with some... interesting tether placement.
i have nicknamed him "nipple clip santa" and i celebrate his return every year
i have nicknamed him "nipple clip santa" and i celebrate his return every year
when a customer is rude i add duckweed and pest snails to their fish/plant bags on purpose
i will also sometimes deliberately give them a breeding pair of livebearing fish without telling them
i will also sometimes deliberately give them a breeding pair of livebearing fish without telling them
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
when a customer is rude i add duckweed and pest snails to their fish/plant bags on purpose
i will also sometimes deliberately give them a breeding pair of livebearing fish without telling them
i will also sometimes deliberately give them a breeding pair of livebearing fish without telling them
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Fuck it I’m posting my Christmas meme early this year
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Fuck it I’m posting my Christmas meme early this year
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i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
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Know your audience [XJ]
October 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Know your audience [XJ]
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Captivating [TN/JH]
October 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Captivating [TN/JH]
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I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.
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former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
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birthday boys reporting for duty
July 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
birthday boys reporting for duty
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Danger ahead [RJ]
July 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Danger ahead [RJ]
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Three is a magic number [DY/JY/TY] (req)
July 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Three is a magic number [DY/JY/TY] (req)
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Minimalism [TN/YY]
July 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Minimalism [TN/YY]
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That's how it's done [YT]
May 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That's how it's done [YT]
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Never let them know your next move [TN] (req)
May 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Never let them know your next move [TN] (req)
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Like father like son [KN/YY] (req)
May 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Like father like son [KN/YY] (req)
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Secrets of the pharaohs [YY/TN] (req)
May 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Secrets of the pharaohs [YY/TN] (req)
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Fuck Ethan Klein. That's it. I literally opened blue sky for the first time in 3 months just to say this.
May 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck Ethan Klein. That's it. I literally opened blue sky for the first time in 3 months just to say this.
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The duality [JM] (req)
May 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The duality [JM] (req)
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Team work not quite making the dream work [TN/JY]
April 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Team work not quite making the dream work [TN/JY]
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he brought his bowl over and now he’s just giving me the side eye like he’s thinking about not leaving a tip because the service is terrible here
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
he brought his bowl over and now he’s just giving me the side eye like he’s thinking about not leaving a tip because the service is terrible here
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Because he hates America for not giving him that second term, he says it was stolen, but he knows he lost it, he felt humiliated he will punish them just like he punished his wife for suggesting he have scalp replacement. He eventually buried her at his golf course in an untended grave.
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT