Bertine
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This is correct
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This is correct
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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The PRESIDENT.
Of these United States.
Has a personal vendetta.
Against a FIVE YEAR OLD.
In a BUNNY hat.
Of these United States.
Has a personal vendetta.
Against a FIVE YEAR OLD.
In a BUNNY hat.
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The PRESIDENT.
Of these United States.
Has a personal vendetta.
Against a FIVE YEAR OLD.
In a BUNNY hat.
Of these United States.
Has a personal vendetta.
Against a FIVE YEAR OLD.
In a BUNNY hat.
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Nothing you are hearing about this city is true If it’s coming from national level sources, we still have fascist terror squads breaking into homes illegally we have warrantless searches going on and mass convoys of masked fascist terrorizing every moment of the day.
I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Nothing you are hearing about this city is true If it’s coming from national level sources, we still have fascist terror squads breaking into homes illegally we have warrantless searches going on and mass convoys of masked fascist terrorizing every moment of the day.
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There is no way to really separate these two parts of the Minnesota occupation (the ethnic cleansing and the ideological terror). Both of these two things are central to how ICE operates, so we’re going to see Homan saying how ICE is normalizing to make everyone forget about the ideological terror.
Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
There is no way to really separate these two parts of the Minnesota occupation (the ethnic cleansing and the ideological terror). Both of these two things are central to how ICE operates, so we’re going to see Homan saying how ICE is normalizing to make everyone forget about the ideological terror.
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EVERYBODY: Abolish ICE!
DEMOCRATS: How about we ask ICE to take off their masks instead?
ICE: No, fuck off.
DEMOCRATS: At least wear them in a fashionable manner.
DEMOCRATS: How about we ask ICE to take off their masks instead?
ICE: No, fuck off.
DEMOCRATS: At least wear them in a fashionable manner.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
EVERYBODY: Abolish ICE!
DEMOCRATS: How about we ask ICE to take off their masks instead?
ICE: No, fuck off.
DEMOCRATS: At least wear them in a fashionable manner.
DEMOCRATS: How about we ask ICE to take off their masks instead?
ICE: No, fuck off.
DEMOCRATS: At least wear them in a fashionable manner.
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His grave is going to be the most pissed on patch of earth ever.
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
His grave is going to be the most pissed on patch of earth ever.
Doesn’t this feel like the high-low strategy in retail? Where they raise the price just to sell at discounted price that is more than it started at.
With the immediate removal of 700 federal agents from Minnesota, border czar Tom Homan put the total number of agents remaining in the state at approximately 2,000.
That’s still a dramatic increase from the normal immigration and enforcement staffing in Minnesota of around 150 agents.
That’s still a dramatic increase from the normal immigration and enforcement staffing in Minnesota of around 150 agents.
Live: Border official Tom Homan announces hundreds of agents will leave Minnesota
White House border czar is negotiating with local officials on a deal for county jails to cooperate with federal immigration officials.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Doesn’t this feel like the high-low strategy in retail? Where they raise the price just to sell at discounted price that is more than it started at.
My mom lives in South Minneapolis and posted this tiny ICE Out sign because my sister objected to her posting a large one.
My sister is worried about my mom being targeted and her health isn’t good enough to deal with agents. However, I think every little bit of protest is good.
My sister is worried about my mom being targeted and her health isn’t good enough to deal with agents. However, I think every little bit of protest is good.
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
My mom lives in South Minneapolis and posted this tiny ICE Out sign because my sister objected to her posting a large one.
My sister is worried about my mom being targeted and her health isn’t good enough to deal with agents. However, I think every little bit of protest is good.
My sister is worried about my mom being targeted and her health isn’t good enough to deal with agents. However, I think every little bit of protest is good.
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the owner just spent 75 million on a film that opened with a 7 million take
WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
the owner just spent 75 million on a film that opened with a 7 million take
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one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites
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extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years
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This afternoon, federal agents returned to Powderhorn Park. There were 4 ICE vehicles staging at Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot. This is a clear violation of city and park board policy. 1/
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This afternoon, federal agents returned to Powderhorn Park. There were 4 ICE vehicles staging at Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot. This is a clear violation of city and park board policy. 1/
1/ This is a few blocks from where I am today. This is a place for family. Things you can see in this photo:
The wading pool that my mom would take us to in the summer, and that I brought my kids to when they were small.
The wading pool that my mom would take us to in the summer, and that I brought my kids to when they were small.
This morning, federal agents staged at the Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot and began to throw chemical irritants at observers. They also kidnapped an observer. Our parks are meant for our children, youth, and neighbors. They should never be militarized zones meant to separate families. 1/
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
1/ This is a few blocks from where I am today. This is a place for family. Things you can see in this photo:
The wading pool that my mom would take us to in the summer, and that I brought my kids to when they were small.
The wading pool that my mom would take us to in the summer, and that I brought my kids to when they were small.
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
I spent a lot of time in my childhood helping out with Lutheran potlucks.
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I spent a lot of time in my childhood helping out with Lutheran potlucks.
My mom lives in Powderhorn and had cataract surgery a few days ago.
Me: Don’t get pepper sprayed for awhile.
Sometimes humor is the only way to deal with this.
Me: Don’t get pepper sprayed for awhile.
Sometimes humor is the only way to deal with this.
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My mom lives in Powderhorn and had cataract surgery a few days ago.
Me: Don’t get pepper sprayed for awhile.
Sometimes humor is the only way to deal with this.
Me: Don’t get pepper sprayed for awhile.
Sometimes humor is the only way to deal with this.
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I just drove through this. It was pretty efficient plus the kids got candy.
January 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I just drove through this. It was pretty efficient plus the kids got candy.
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leftist infighting again (suggesting the Democrats do something beyond passing laws calling on the authoritarian to follow the laws)
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
leftist infighting again (suggesting the Democrats do something beyond passing laws calling on the authoritarian to follow the laws)
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at a certain point we’re going to have to stop calling fascism a distraction from the Epstein files and start calling it fascism
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
at a certain point we’re going to have to stop calling fascism a distraction from the Epstein files and start calling it fascism
Today, in a company wide meeting, one of the hosts said they used copilot to add up how many years everyone on the stage had.
They used copilot as a calculator. I am sure it is because they have a huge push to use AI but it is ridiculous.
They used copilot as a calculator. I am sure it is because they have a huge push to use AI but it is ridiculous.
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Today, in a company wide meeting, one of the hosts said they used copilot to add up how many years everyone on the stage had.
They used copilot as a calculator. I am sure it is because they have a huge push to use AI but it is ridiculous.
They used copilot as a calculator. I am sure it is because they have a huge push to use AI but it is ridiculous.
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MSP bars offering free drinks to the heroes of the ICE wars is exactly the energy we need right now. Fuck ICE, our heroes drink theirs straight and for free.
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM
MSP bars offering free drinks to the heroes of the ICE wars is exactly the energy we need right now. Fuck ICE, our heroes drink theirs straight and for free.