Berna
@berna.zone
Desenvolvo programas que quase ninguém usa e traduzo programas que muita gente usa.
(Retrato ilustrado por @brkunst.com)
(Retrato ilustrado por @brkunst.com)
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
Eu, um zé ninguém: gerenciador de senhas, dois fatores em tudo, computadores com LUKS e FileVault
Pessoa que organiza eventos para cometimento de crimes contra menores por e-mail: "oi é do UOL? Minha senha é sereia"
Pessoa que organiza eventos para cometimento de crimes contra menores por e-mail: "oi é do UOL? Minha senha é sereia"
speaking of bad opsec, here's Epstein in 2007 reporting to Yahoo support that his accounts were hacked, revealing his super-strong passwords in the process
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Eu, um zé ninguém: gerenciador de senhas, dois fatores em tudo, computadores com LUKS e FileVault
Pessoa que organiza eventos para cometimento de crimes contra menores por e-mail: "oi é do UOL? Minha senha é sereia"
Pessoa que organiza eventos para cometimento de crimes contra menores por e-mail: "oi é do UOL? Minha senha é sereia"
That's the new name of Fallout: New Vegas
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
That's the new name of Fallout: New Vegas
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Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
os quotes desse post são o puro suco da ingenuidade de boa parte dos usuários do Bluesky
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 PM
os quotes desse post são o puro suco da ingenuidade de boa parte dos usuários do Bluesky
não peraí o TOTK lançou ano pass... quer dizer, retras... meu deus
If you were to tell me a week from now that it has been 1,000 days since Tears of the Kingdom came out, I would scream
@grubb.wtf I think the longest gap between the release of a 3D Zelda and the announcement of the next was previously ~930 days between TP coming out in November 2006 and the SS art reveal at E3 in June 2009. We are now 993 days since the release of TOTK.
January 29, 2026 at 5:31 PM
não peraí o TOTK lançou ano pass... quer dizer, retras... meu deus
esperando 50 canais de ragebait de direita postarem essa imagem com um "WOKE?" em vermelho e o rosto de um cara branco furioso por cima
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
esperando 50 canais de ragebait de direita postarem essa imagem com um "WOKE?" em vermelho e o rosto de um cara branco furioso por cima
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
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Você não tem direito a ficar um segundo da sua vida sem ver anúncios.
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Você não tem direito a ficar um segundo da sua vida sem ver anúncios.
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NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
2030: se terminar Copa Cogumelo 50cc no Mario Kart, já pode baixar a CNH digital pelo app do gov.br
Detran de SP exclui prova de baliza para tirar CNH
Detran exclui baliza de exame para tirar CNH e libera prova com carro automático em SP
Mudanças estão em vigor desde esta segunda-feira (26)
www1.folha.uol.com.br
January 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
2030: se terminar Copa Cogumelo 50cc no Mario Kart, já pode baixar a CNH digital pelo app do gov.br
Passando raiva youtu.be/7EL1KOqJlro
Every 10m+ Statue of Liberty Replica in History
YouTube video by Abyzbunchon
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Passando raiva youtu.be/7EL1KOqJlro
O vídeo de "UFC de IA" tem uma essência meio Fortnite, né? Porque a motivação ali é pura e simplesmente "olha aquela pessoa lá!" "olha aquele famoso ali!", sem substância alguma, só um teste de reconhecimento de padrões
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
O vídeo de "UFC de IA" tem uma essência meio Fortnite, né? Porque a motivação ali é pura e simplesmente "olha aquela pessoa lá!" "olha aquele famoso ali!", sem substância alguma, só um teste de reconhecimento de padrões
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May the new year of 2026 be a safer one for my extended queer family, sisters, brothers, enbys 🌈💾✊ #transgender #queer #pride #floppydiskart
trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
May the new year of 2026 be a safer one for my extended queer family, sisters, brothers, enbys 🌈💾✊ #transgender #queer #pride #floppydiskart
"Eu cliquei num quadradinho do jogo do Mario e três cabeças decepadas apareceram na janela" é o tipo de coisa que seu coleguinha da escola te contaria e você ia responder que era caô
In Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers for the SNES, there is an Easter egg where three photorealistic developer heads will appear on Mario's windowsill and chant "Hello, hello, hello" if one very specific pixel of the screen is clicked.
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"Eu cliquei num quadradinho do jogo do Mario e três cabeças decepadas apareceram na janela" é o tipo de coisa que seu coleguinha da escola te contaria e você ia responder que era caô
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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gamejam where you make different games (or at least different prototypes/design docs) based on a shared achievements list
highguard gameplay details getting revealed through the trophy list lmao. its alive
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
gamejam where you make different games (or at least different prototypes/design docs) based on a shared achievements list
esta casa, mais do que nunca, segue nesta situação
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
esta casa, mais do que nunca, segue nesta situação
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Aproveitando isso pra falar que, segundo reportagem do Intercept, a Gabriel (a das câmeras de luz verde que têm se proliferado aqui no Rio pelo menos) também não é flor que se cheire
www.intercept.com.br/2023/04/24/s...
www.intercept.com.br/2023/04/24/s...
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Aproveitando isso pra falar que, segundo reportagem do Intercept, a Gabriel (a das câmeras de luz verde que têm se proliferado aqui no Rio pelo menos) também não é flor que se cheire
www.intercept.com.br/2023/04/24/s...
www.intercept.com.br/2023/04/24/s...