My friend Terry asked me if it’s normal for the announcers to give opinions throughout the game.

I said, yeah,

it’s Common Terry

[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what

Told myself I’d survive a zombie apocalypse. Then I burned my toast this morning and realized I can’t handle small inconveniences, let alone the undead.

Bruno’s won the toss!!! #newliv #nufc

Second festive sandwich done. M&S pigs in blankets. A definite step up from the co-op. You pay a bit more for it but feel better as some of the money goes to charity!

The NCT is really just a sleeper cell for the birthday party industry. Before you know it you're spending an insane amount of money over 2 months every year, because your kid and 7 others all throw a party where they all invite each other

Had my first Christmas sandwich today. It was a turkey feast from the Co-op. Decent sandwich to be fair