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Ben Braddock
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Plastics.
Really fucking interesting headers from around the media re:Epstein files
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Democracy Dies Right In Fucking Front Of Us
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
and NO i didn't upload any content, just hit search a few times
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Also, Home Depot and doordash just gave me free delivery on a $10 order, so they lost money.
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Imagining ICE officers trying to intimidate longshoremen in LBC
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Pierre Monatte - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Man Finally Rich and Successful Enough To Accept Internship thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...
Man Finally Rich and Successful Enough To Accept Internship
Local 31-year-old Tyler Brown is finally financially successful enough to be able to accept an unpaid internship.
thehardtimes.net
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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See this 40k-mile 2014 Mercedes-Benz E63 S AMG 4MATIC wagon listed now with no reserve on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2014-mercedes-benz-e63-s-amg-wagon-37/
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Gee, no shit
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
What's the first song you play when it happens
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Since he likes to crank the heat, sometime soon Trump's going to look over to his beloved medal and see chocolate leaking through the gold foil
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
When I was a kid I watched Los Angeles burn across multiple counties
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
What the fuck are people talking about with them having 'no shame' or 'no accountability.'

They're proud of it. They sneer at those that aren't.
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What happens when Godzilla farts?? What happens when he takes a dump?
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Holy shit the home depot flashing ad in the usc/oregon game is the worst thing i've ever seen
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jesus fucking christ
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
*busts out kleenex box full of sandpaper*
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
its just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Fucked with my stations on yt music / spotify enough that 'goodbye horses' plays so often i should probably be on multiple watchlists
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If guns are taken from my cold dead hands does that mean when I'm raptured my guns are taken away. I don't want that. Please don't rapture me Jesus
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Holy shit.
September 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.
September 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM