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Ben Braddock
@benjaminbraddock.bsky.social
Plastics.
Smoke dope and be down for tuesday orgies and you're in
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ok i deleted my last post because i can do better:
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
And those blankets they give them aren't even that good
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
it's a good number, most
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
that's dope. we've got enough prison capacity.
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 AM
don't forget ass, or is that part of the big fella
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
and blue is their house, with a blue little window and a blue corvette
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
But just as like, a thing to do. Not dismember a baby in front of her mother thing to do
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I'd say the "massive desire for massive wealth," b/c i dunno man, i think it'd be pretty alright to have a boat and go scuba diving with hookers
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
stupid worthless animals
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
the thumbnail made it seem like this was a story about a sunfish. wtf.
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
oh christ to make matters worse i just noticed he has those dumbass flatass lookin veneers too. the dumbass.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I made more than that in college writing papers for the lazy and/or stupid kids. 20 years ago
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Moooo
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Nah, hes incapable of love for amother person. Especially eric
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"ts just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is"-me, a few months ago
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
that looks like something, and it sue ain't a conference about philosophy
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 AM
when i was in kindergarten or so, i saw my school librarian in the grocery store and yelled 'the LIBRARIAN!,' out of shock. threw the half gallon of yogurt i was carrying, allowed it to smash to the ground and explode. if i ever tell this story to people in front of her she starts crying.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Jesus
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Jesus
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
2012 Convention speech he goes fucking OFF
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM