Bene Jesserit
@benejesserit.bsky.social
Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books. She/her.
OMFG Y’ALL LOOK AT OY
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OMFG Y’ALL LOOK AT OY
It rules that the new Florence + the Machine album is full of witchy shit and chamber music. Florence Welch is back on her bullshit and I can’t get enough of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It rules that the new Florence + the Machine album is full of witchy shit and chamber music. Florence Welch is back on her bullshit and I can’t get enough of it.
Finally got around to watching Predator: Killer of Killers, and she is literally mother.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Finally got around to watching Predator: Killer of Killers, and she is literally mother.
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.
![In a December 2015 email to Landon Thomas Jr., who was then a reporter at Times, Epstein claimed Trump was so distracted by the women that he almost walked into a glass door.
"Read the [BuzzFeed article ] re my airplane logs and hawaiian tropic contest, Epstein wrote. "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tfahkkr5sqnhuyf42e7murp5/bafkreibgmi2vnzf3wbqhkmgv7ta7gahdvwvczyturhgw2tlmb2b7i55g6y@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.
This is what MAGA thinks all “woke” people are like.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is what MAGA thinks all “woke” people are like.
This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.
GDT’s Frankenstein is gorgeous and I really enjoyed it, but Poor Things is still my favorite Frankenstein adaptation.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
GDT’s Frankenstein is gorgeous and I really enjoyed it, but Poor Things is still my favorite Frankenstein adaptation.
Oh fuck oh shit
Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.
Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.
a crowd of people watching a game with the final four written on the bottom
Alt: Roy Williams cheering, and also Antawn Jamison is there
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh fuck oh shit
Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.
Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.
Give Stan Kelly a Pulitzer.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Give Stan Kelly a Pulitzer.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
First real Carolina basketball game of the season and I probably can’t watch it because Disney and YouTube are fighting. Love capitalism!!!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd with a nc logo in the background
Alt: Former UNC basketball coach and national treasure Roy Williams looking annoyed.
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
First real Carolina basketball game of the season and I probably can’t watch it because Disney and YouTube are fighting. Love capitalism!!!!
Spending Halloween with kids means being pizza when you wanted to be Aunt Gladys.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Spending Halloween with kids means being pizza when you wanted to be Aunt Gladys.
Standing in my nephew’s pre-k classroom, looking at his classmates’ little name-tagged bins like
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Standing in my nephew’s pre-k classroom, looking at his classmates’ little name-tagged bins like
Just realized that the Mr. Joshua guy looks like normie Henry Zebrowski.
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just realized that the Mr. Joshua guy looks like normie Henry Zebrowski.
C’mon, man. You can’t do that.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
C’mon, man. You can’t do that.
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Black Philip could get my ass so easily. Butter and pretty dresses are literally two of my favorite things.
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Black Philip could get my ass so easily. Butter and pretty dresses are literally two of my favorite things.
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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
Only 15 minutes into Good Boy and I am prepared to die for Indy the dog. What a sweet baby angel.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Only 15 minutes into Good Boy and I am prepared to die for Indy the dog. What a sweet baby angel.
The Long Walk broke my heart. Really not a fan of how relevant it feels right now!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Long Walk broke my heart. Really not a fan of how relevant it feels right now!!!!
To be fair, Trump dumping a bunch of shit on America is a very accurate metaphor.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
To be fair, Trump dumping a bunch of shit on America is a very accurate metaphor.