Beard Of Ginge
@beardofginge.bsky.social
The self professed "Mate with ginger in his beard" - Retro video gaming enthusiast - Loves Pro Wrestling - Vegan - Autistic - Resides in Kirikiriroa/Hamilton New Zealand - Trying to survive being a Personal Trainer
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This is still relevant as it was earlier this year
Haven't decided on doin midway Secret Santa Bluesky thing yet, but if I do...
DeAr FuTuRe SlEuThEr
I want you to find the most obnoxious, over the top 'Bike cap' so when I cycle around town I can look like COMPLETE OMEGA CHAD KING in any location I visit
Thank you in advance
BeardofCringe
DeAr FuTuRe SlEuThEr
I want you to find the most obnoxious, over the top 'Bike cap' so when I cycle around town I can look like COMPLETE OMEGA CHAD KING in any location I visit
Thank you in advance
BeardofCringe
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This is still relevant as it was earlier this year
Just signed up! Should be good banter like usual. Almost late 😅
It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas,
With sign up going live!🎶🎵
So here's the Bluesky Secret Santa AoNZ, with some friends from Mastodon along for the ride. We hope you are looking forward to some fun, and that we can bring it to you 🎄
Official hashtag: #SecretSantaAoNZ
App: secretsanta.nz
With sign up going live!🎶🎵
So here's the Bluesky Secret Santa AoNZ, with some friends from Mastodon along for the ride. We hope you are looking forward to some fun, and that we can bring it to you 🎄
Official hashtag: #SecretSantaAoNZ
App: secretsanta.nz
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Just signed up! Should be good banter like usual. Almost late 😅
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"It is economic vandalism of the highest order. The message this sends to the world is ‘You can’t rely on New Zealand,’ " says the woman who cancelled the ferries by text and whose government is committing extreme environmental vandalism and trashing our international reputation.
Hypocrites.
Hypocrites.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"It is economic vandalism of the highest order. The message this sends to the world is ‘You can’t rely on New Zealand,’ " says the woman who cancelled the ferries by text and whose government is committing extreme environmental vandalism and trashing our international reputation.
Hypocrites.
Hypocrites.
Woke up and put on the most hole-riddled singlet realizing I am becoming ever closer to Wal from Footrot Flats. I am just missing the stubbies at this point LMAO
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Woke up and put on the most hole-riddled singlet realizing I am becoming ever closer to Wal from Footrot Flats. I am just missing the stubbies at this point LMAO
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THE STEAM MACHINE CAN HAVE WOODGRAIN. THIS CHANGE'S EVERYTHING.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
THE STEAM MACHINE CAN HAVE WOODGRAIN. THIS CHANGE'S EVERYTHING.
Mood
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mood
Annual halloween reminder to folks outside of New Zealand. This is what our pumpkins look like. Your orange pumpkins look like plastic CGI to my brain
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Annual halloween reminder to folks outside of New Zealand. This is what our pumpkins look like. Your orange pumpkins look like plastic CGI to my brain
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Growing up I was into Pro Wrestling, though it is a fake sport the matches would very rarely eclipse one hour...
3 days is too much... 5 DAYS?? NOPE
3 days is too much... 5 DAYS?? NOPE
I am on the phone with a kiwi, learning that some cricket matches are five days long. I find this fascinating but unacceptable.
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Growing up I was into Pro Wrestling, though it is a fake sport the matches would very rarely eclipse one hour...
3 days is too much... 5 DAYS?? NOPE
3 days is too much... 5 DAYS?? NOPE
GOD I love how dogshit our sports are. It is so funny. MAN SMASHED A TEA CUP OVER THIS!! I am dying LMAO
I am also learning about the “underarm bowling incident of 1981,” where Australia almost sparked an international crisis by pitching in an unsportsmanlike manner to New Zealand.
My jaw is on the floor.
My jaw is on the floor.
Underarm bowling incident of 1981 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
GOD I love how dogshit our sports are. It is so funny. MAN SMASHED A TEA CUP OVER THIS!! I am dying LMAO
Call me Troy Bolton the way I can play ball and be apart of the theater!!
(This is a reference to a Disney Channel Home Movie High school Musical, used as a vehicle to vague-post about both Yugioh! and Magic the Gathering Trading Card Games)
(This is a reference to a Disney Channel Home Movie High school Musical, used as a vehicle to vague-post about both Yugioh! and Magic the Gathering Trading Card Games)
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Call me Troy Bolton the way I can play ball and be apart of the theater!!
(This is a reference to a Disney Channel Home Movie High school Musical, used as a vehicle to vague-post about both Yugioh! and Magic the Gathering Trading Card Games)
(This is a reference to a Disney Channel Home Movie High school Musical, used as a vehicle to vague-post about both Yugioh! and Magic the Gathering Trading Card Games)
Was talking to someone at the gym I work at about training the traps. Yarned into previous exercise history and I attempted to explain to the move "Cattle Mutilation" from Wrestling to someone LMAO
a man sits in front of a sign that says " hey crew "
Alt: GIF of Bryan Danielson saying "What are you talking about?" with IMPACT font at the bottom. Guy is notable for using Cattle Mutilation in pro wrestling
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Was talking to someone at the gym I work at about training the traps. Yarned into previous exercise history and I attempted to explain to the move "Cattle Mutilation" from Wrestling to someone LMAO
NOT ANOTHER SMASH BROS PLAYER IN SURVIVOR!?
(He plays Project M, and he tried to explain it to a group)
(He plays Project M, and he tried to explain it to a group)
OK I AM 180'd on this season. The most soy guy named Rizzo (has made a meal out of that name) literally had the most underdog moment in a one on one challenge on episode 1. ERM-BASED moment. Rizzo to the end LMAO
Last post on this
Last post on this
REGRET REGRET REGRET
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
NOT ANOTHER SMASH BROS PLAYER IN SURVIVOR!?
(He plays Project M, and he tried to explain it to a group)
(He plays Project M, and he tried to explain it to a group)
OK I AM 180'd on this season. The most soy guy named Rizzo (has made a meal out of that name) literally had the most underdog moment in a one on one challenge on episode 1. ERM-BASED moment. Rizzo to the end LMAO
Last post on this
Last post on this
REGRET REGRET REGRET
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
I am immediately reminded why I do no watch Survivor no more. FUCK ME it is impossible to get access to seasons in NZ now
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
OK I AM 180'd on this season. The most soy guy named Rizzo (has made a meal out of that name) literally had the most underdog moment in a one on one challenge on episode 1. ERM-BASED moment. Rizzo to the end LMAO
Last post on this
Last post on this
REGRET REGRET REGRET
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
I am immediately reminded why I do no watch Survivor no more. FUCK ME it is impossible to get access to seasons in NZ now
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
REGRET REGRET REGRET
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
Started season 49. They are now putting adults on this show that are born after I was AHH
I am immediately reminded why I do no watch Survivor no more. FUCK ME it is impossible to get access to seasons in NZ now
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am immediately reminded why I do no watch Survivor no more. FUCK ME it is impossible to get access to seasons in NZ now
TLDR; This guy got so in the weeds of winning Survivor, that before the show started he setup a scheme with his mate. When his mate come out for a reward challenge, he told him that his Grandma died in-front of the other players so he could use it for leverage in his game.
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
TLDR; This guy got so in the weeds of winning Survivor, that before the show started he setup a scheme with his mate. When his mate come out for a reward challenge, he told him that his Grandma died in-front of the other players so he could use it for leverage in his game.
Jonny Fairplay's Dead Grandmother
YouTube video by Stephen John
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
TIL that benchtop Dishwashers exist.
I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO GO INTO REAL DEBT TO GET ONE
I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO GO INTO REAL DEBT TO GET ONE
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
TIL that benchtop Dishwashers exist.
I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO GO INTO REAL DEBT TO GET ONE
I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO GO INTO REAL DEBT TO GET ONE
Just had a thought about this. Why does every house have a giant stand-in Oven? Legit would be 1 Million times easier if you just had a couple portable pans and an small oven/air-fryer. Would be so much easier
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just had a thought about this. Why does every house have a giant stand-in Oven? Legit would be 1 Million times easier if you just had a couple portable pans and an small oven/air-fryer. Would be so much easier
In a just world, Tutira Mai Nga Iwi would be New Zealand's national anthem. Not what garbage we got
October 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In a just world, Tutira Mai Nga Iwi would be New Zealand's national anthem. Not what garbage we got
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I'm starting to think Tom Scott was a load-bearing white guy.
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm starting to think Tom Scott was a load-bearing white guy.
The GOAT
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The GOAT