Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Pinned
"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
My four year old son Drenndan is so excited that Benny Safdie is playing Bowser Jr. in the new Mario movie. "Dada, that's the diwectow of Daddy Wongwegs, I watched it on the cwitewion channo." I fucking hate him
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My four year old son Drenndan is so excited that Benny Safdie is playing Bowser Jr. in the new Mario movie. "Dada, that's the diwectow of Daddy Wongwegs, I watched it on the cwitewion channo." I fucking hate him
Based on the novel by thomas pinching
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Based on the novel by thomas pinching
Some absolutely incredible De Niro talk from Marc Maron on Blank Check's patreon episode today
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Some absolutely incredible De Niro talk from Marc Maron on Blank Check's patreon episode today
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This will backfire horrifically and every decision-maker involved will deserve it.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This will backfire horrifically and every decision-maker involved will deserve it.
Anybody else feel like every day we're just waiting out the clock for something unimaginably horrible to happen that changes all our lives forever haha
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Anybody else feel like every day we're just waiting out the clock for something unimaginably horrible to happen that changes all our lives forever haha
I love when a company says they want to "kill off an experience." That's a fucking bonkers thing that corporations just say. "We're going to kill off the moviegoing experience," goddamn Sephiroth
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love when a company says they want to "kill off an experience." That's a fucking bonkers thing that corporations just say. "We're going to kill off the moviegoing experience," goddamn Sephiroth
Trying to find the voice
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to find the voice
There's a poster for this movie outside my local regal that looks just like this, only Chris Pratt is strapped into a chair looking seriously at a computer screen, and I always laugh because I imagine the movie is titled "Try Not To Cum Challenge"
New artwork for Mercy starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There's a poster for this movie outside my local regal that looks just like this, only Chris Pratt is strapped into a chair looking seriously at a computer screen, and I always laugh because I imagine the movie is titled "Try Not To Cum Challenge"
Oh hell nah, they let ella mckay into the bone temple and now she's tying her shoe all over the place
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh hell nah, they let ella mckay into the bone temple and now she's tying her shoe all over the place
The concept of a wider production gap between The Batman and its sequel than Moana and its remake
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The concept of a wider production gap between The Batman and its sequel than Moana and its remake
Me, having a beer with Santa Claus: "Wow Santa, you're so different in real life compared to all those old stories"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me, having a beer with Santa Claus: "Wow Santa, you're so different in real life compared to all those old stories"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Comcast NBC Universal wake the fuck up
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Comcast NBC Universal wake the fuck up
Nicorette The Mask be like: Ssssmokin'! Somebody STOP ME!
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nicorette The Mask be like: Ssssmokin'! Somebody STOP ME!
Really funny moment in the megalopolis documentary where Shia LeBeouf talks about how he had an almost physical altercation with Jon Voight over their "radically different politics," and i realized it never once occurred to me that Shia might ever have good politics lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Really funny moment in the megalopolis documentary where Shia LeBeouf talks about how he had an almost physical altercation with Jon Voight over their "radically different politics," and i realized it never once occurred to me that Shia might ever have good politics lol
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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the boy with the dragon ball tattoo
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the boy with the dragon ball tattoo
I'm so glad they're giving Vince Gilligan stupid bullshit celebrity cameo money
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm so glad they're giving Vince Gilligan stupid bullshit celebrity cameo money
Pluribus is a tv show all about finding out there's another group chat that you're not in
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Pluribus is a tv show all about finding out there's another group chat that you're not in
New season of 30 Rock where Jack has to contend with his new boss who is a dweeby tech bro who doesn't know what a tv is and wants to live forever, and Liz keeps being forced to make TGS into second-screen content for the peacock app
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New season of 30 Rock where Jack has to contend with his new boss who is a dweeby tech bro who doesn't know what a tv is and wants to live forever, and Liz keeps being forced to make TGS into second-screen content for the peacock app
Anyone else feel SUPER insane all the time lately lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyone else feel SUPER insane all the time lately lol
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
The really fucked up thing is, we all knew from the moment Zaslav was put in charge that he was slimming down the studio to prepare for a sale. That's transparently what they were doing. All it took to finalize the process was having a long string of hugely successful movies
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The really fucked up thing is, we all knew from the moment Zaslav was put in charge that he was slimming down the studio to prepare for a sale. That's transparently what they were doing. All it took to finalize the process was having a long string of hugely successful movies
This really really sucks and the worst part is, I can't even complain about how much it sucks because the alternative is the far right Ellison family purchasing WB with Saudi slavery money
Exclusive: Warner Bros. enters exclusive talks to sell its studios and streaming service to Netflix
Warner Bros. Is Said to Begin Exclusive Deal Talks With Netflix
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. has entered exclusive negotiations to sell its film and TV studios and HBO Max streaming service to Netflix Inc., according to people familiar with the discussions.
bloom.bg
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This really really sucks and the worst part is, I can't even complain about how much it sucks because the alternative is the far right Ellison family purchasing WB with Saudi slavery money
The great thing about the Smiling Friends boss is that when you start the show you assume he's like a supernatural evil or something, but as the show goes on you realize he's just a weird guy who makes scary faces sometimes
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The great thing about the Smiling Friends boss is that when you start the show you assume he's like a supernatural evil or something, but as the show goes on you realize he's just a weird guy who makes scary faces sometimes
They should do a directors on directors with Taylor Swift every year because she's thinking about directing a movie. It was so funny when they did that
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They should do a directors on directors with Taylor Swift every year because she's thinking about directing a movie. It was so funny when they did that