Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Pinned
"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
Trying to find the voice
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to find the voice
There's a poster for this movie outside my local regal that looks just like this, only Chris Pratt is strapped into a chair looking seriously at a computer screen, and I always laugh because I imagine the movie is titled "Try Not To Cum Challenge"
New artwork for Mercy starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There's a poster for this movie outside my local regal that looks just like this, only Chris Pratt is strapped into a chair looking seriously at a computer screen, and I always laugh because I imagine the movie is titled "Try Not To Cum Challenge"
Oh hell nah, they let ella mckay into the bone temple and now she's tying her shoe all over the place
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh hell nah, they let ella mckay into the bone temple and now she's tying her shoe all over the place
The concept of a wider production gap between The Batman and its sequel than Moana and its remake
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The concept of a wider production gap between The Batman and its sequel than Moana and its remake
Me, having a beer with Santa Claus: "Wow Santa, you're so different in real life compared to all those old stories"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me, having a beer with Santa Claus: "Wow Santa, you're so different in real life compared to all those old stories"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Santa: "Ha ha ha!"
Comcast NBC Universal wake the fuck up
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Comcast NBC Universal wake the fuck up
Nicorette The Mask be like: Ssssmokin'! Somebody STOP ME!
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nicorette The Mask be like: Ssssmokin'! Somebody STOP ME!
Really funny moment in the megalopolis documentary where Shia LeBeouf talks about how he had an almost physical altercation with Jon Voight over their "radically different politics," and i realized it never once occurred to me that Shia might ever have good politics lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Really funny moment in the megalopolis documentary where Shia LeBeouf talks about how he had an almost physical altercation with Jon Voight over their "radically different politics," and i realized it never once occurred to me that Shia might ever have good politics lol
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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the boy with the dragon ball tattoo
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the boy with the dragon ball tattoo
I'm so glad they're giving Vince Gilligan stupid bullshit celebrity cameo money
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm so glad they're giving Vince Gilligan stupid bullshit celebrity cameo money
Pluribus is a tv show all about finding out there's another group chat that you're not in
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Pluribus is a tv show all about finding out there's another group chat that you're not in
New season of 30 Rock where Jack has to contend with his new boss who is a dweeby tech bro who doesn't know what a tv is and wants to live forever, and Liz keeps being forced to make TGS into second-screen content for the peacock app
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New season of 30 Rock where Jack has to contend with his new boss who is a dweeby tech bro who doesn't know what a tv is and wants to live forever, and Liz keeps being forced to make TGS into second-screen content for the peacock app
Anyone else feel SUPER insane all the time lately lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyone else feel SUPER insane all the time lately lol
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
The really fucked up thing is, we all knew from the moment Zaslav was put in charge that he was slimming down the studio to prepare for a sale. That's transparently what they were doing. All it took to finalize the process was having a long string of hugely successful movies
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The really fucked up thing is, we all knew from the moment Zaslav was put in charge that he was slimming down the studio to prepare for a sale. That's transparently what they were doing. All it took to finalize the process was having a long string of hugely successful movies
This really really sucks and the worst part is, I can't even complain about how much it sucks because the alternative is the far right Ellison family purchasing WB with Saudi slavery money
Exclusive: Warner Bros. enters exclusive talks to sell its studios and streaming service to Netflix
Warner Bros. Is Said to Begin Exclusive Deal Talks With Netflix
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. has entered exclusive negotiations to sell its film and TV studios and HBO Max streaming service to Netflix Inc., according to people familiar with the discussions.
bloom.bg
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This really really sucks and the worst part is, I can't even complain about how much it sucks because the alternative is the far right Ellison family purchasing WB with Saudi slavery money
The great thing about the Smiling Friends boss is that when you start the show you assume he's like a supernatural evil or something, but as the show goes on you realize he's just a weird guy who makes scary faces sometimes
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The great thing about the Smiling Friends boss is that when you start the show you assume he's like a supernatural evil or something, but as the show goes on you realize he's just a weird guy who makes scary faces sometimes
They should do a directors on directors with Taylor Swift every year because she's thinking about directing a movie. It was so funny when they did that
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They should do a directors on directors with Taylor Swift every year because she's thinking about directing a movie. It was so funny when they did that
Obviously Tom Kenny will always be known first and foremost as SpongeBob, but his performances as Ice King and Simon are career-best work. Really just unbelievable stuff
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Obviously Tom Kenny will always be known first and foremost as SpongeBob, but his performances as Ice King and Simon are career-best work. Really just unbelievable stuff
The specificity that Patchy the Pirate lives in Encino is so funny for some reason
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The specificity that Patchy the Pirate lives in Encino is so funny for some reason
I hate political commentators on bluesky because they'll just be tweeting shit like "yikes, this is a repeat of the 2007 Indiana midterms" and all the comments say "2030 is going to be a DISASTER" and there's no way of telling wtf anyone is talking about or any context clues whatsoever
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I hate political commentators on bluesky because they'll just be tweeting shit like "yikes, this is a repeat of the 2007 Indiana midterms" and all the comments say "2030 is going to be a DISASTER" and there's no way of telling wtf anyone is talking about or any context clues whatsoever
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been working on this for a while now! its like the Simpsons game but for @rudetales.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
been working on this for a while now! its like the Simpsons game but for @rudetales.bsky.social
It's really funny how Tarantino as a director just operates entirely on instinct, so his movies are incredible but then anyone asks him to verbalize his thoughts on craft and it's always just the most baffling nonsense
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's really funny how Tarantino as a director just operates entirely on instinct, so his movies are incredible but then anyone asks him to verbalize his thoughts on craft and it's always just the most baffling nonsense