Bean Dip
@beanlump.bsky.social
Former astrophysicist, current math and space teacher. I like making bad music and playing video games.
What if instead of espresso they called them coffee squirts
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
What if instead of espresso they called them coffee squirts
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
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babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers
it seems like the people who are really into "natural" hierarchies are just deeply insecure losers who want adulation and power based entirely on the fact that they exist with a certain immutable identity because they have absolutely nothing else.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it seems like the people who are really into "natural" hierarchies are just deeply insecure losers who want adulation and power based entirely on the fact that they exist with a certain immutable identity because they have absolutely nothing else.
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ICE arrested this man, Luis, in my community on Thanksgiving morning. As his partner walked away they laughed and called "Happy Thanksgiving" after her.
open.substack.com/pub/thesesto...
open.substack.com/pub/thesesto...
ICE arrested him on Thanksgiving morning
Then made jokes about it in front of his partner
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ICE arrested this man, Luis, in my community on Thanksgiving morning. As his partner walked away they laughed and called "Happy Thanksgiving" after her.
open.substack.com/pub/thesesto...
open.substack.com/pub/thesesto...
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Acknowledging that Lawrence of Arabia looks amazing, it's also long, meandering and moves slower than the last hour of the last day of school.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Acknowledging that Lawrence of Arabia looks amazing, it's also long, meandering and moves slower than the last hour of the last day of school.
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Is it true the word "pedophile" doesn't include 15 year olds by its direct translation from its Greek roots? yes
Are you making the case you think you are when you argue that point? weellllll
Are you making the case you think you are when you argue that point? weellllll
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Is it true the word "pedophile" doesn't include 15 year olds by its direct translation from its Greek roots? yes
Are you making the case you think you are when you argue that point? weellllll
Are you making the case you think you are when you argue that point? weellllll
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Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
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all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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Including products from trusted established brands, because half of them are just zombies that have been hollowed out by private equity. It's so frustrating. Purchasing any appliance is INSANELY fraught.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Including products from trusted established brands, because half of them are just zombies that have been hollowed out by private equity. It's so frustrating. Purchasing any appliance is INSANELY fraught.
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Conservatives are all liars or people who are happy being lied to, so that tracks
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Conservatives are all liars or people who are happy being lied to, so that tracks
Israeli officials in power: yeah so we want to kill/displace every single Palestinian and annex their territories
Genocide denier carrying water for Israel: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.
Genocide denier carrying water for Israel: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Israeli officials in power: yeah so we want to kill/displace every single Palestinian and annex their territories
Genocide denier carrying water for Israel: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.
Genocide denier carrying water for Israel: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.
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I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
Three lockdowns and a power outage all within a week long period. what is going on with my school?
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Three lockdowns and a power outage all within a week long period. what is going on with my school?
Yeah we may have had two lockdowns in as many days and my calendar may be slowly going to shit because my kids are really struggling with proofs but THEY ARE MAKING A REMASTER OF DYNASTY WARRIORS 3. Also Ghost of Yōtei is coming out in like a week!
September 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah we may have had two lockdowns in as many days and my calendar may be slowly going to shit because my kids are really struggling with proofs but THEY ARE MAKING A REMASTER OF DYNASTY WARRIORS 3. Also Ghost of Yōtei is coming out in like a week!
Any recent (last decade) PhDs interested in filming a short video for me to tell their story for an event at the school I work at? Please reach out if so!
August 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Any recent (last decade) PhDs interested in filming a short video for me to tell their story for an event at the school I work at? Please reach out if so!
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Can’t even sleep anymore because woke
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Can’t even sleep anymore because woke
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Some people call me the space pervert
July 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Some people call me the space pervert
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
April 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
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Libertarianism only thrives in times far removed from serious world-altering crisis, and in the minds of men who have never experienced anything close to real hardship.
April 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Libertarianism only thrives in times far removed from serious world-altering crisis, and in the minds of men who have never experienced anything close to real hardship.