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Kelly Weiler
@beaglehaus.com
Wife, sister, daughter, mother. Abortion is healthcare. I quilt, watch soccer, and seethe daily. All dogs are good dogs.
Holy shit VAN's keeper has made some ridiculous saves. Congrats fellow Cascadians! Go beat those pink bastards.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Being up a man when you're already winning is the kiss of death, as all Seattle fans know.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Just got worse
Not a good night to have a bad night, Sisniega.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Okay Vancouver 👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don't care for Miami
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Holiday movie viewing continues with The Godfather followed by Pulp Fiction.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

-dog
-cat
-squirrel
-rabbit
-pigeon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

- Moose
- Arctic fox
- Snapping Turtle
- Copperhead
- Nurse shark
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Elk
Deer
Moose
Bighorn Sheep
Opossum
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
There are currently 3 human butts and 4 canine butts on my living room (not a sectional) sofa, new record.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

She would never.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Spatchcocked turkey, dry brined, cooked to internal temp of 145° plus 14 minutes (thanks @justicar.xyz). Perfectly done. Everything was delicious and I timed it all perfectly. Now I get to lay on the couch while everybody else cleans up. Happy Thanksgiving friends!
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I made that braised butter mashed potato recipe today, it's in the fridge now waiting to be reheated and refluffed for tomorrow's feed. Gotta say, it is mighty tasty.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sky friends, I think I may have pulled something when I spatchcocked the turkey last night. I know I felt something pop and now the bottom of my ribs hurt when I bend over. I have a spatchcock injury. Be careful out there, Thanksgiving prep is no joke.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh by the way did I buy 6 dragons at the How To Train Your Dragon store at Epic Universe? Who's to say?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building
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November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Our incoming flight to Orlando is delayed and flightaware said it's been taxiing for takeoff for 1 hour and 18 minutes. I don't think that's true? Or was somebody caught wearing pajamas and they have to go back for them to change?
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I wish I believed in hell.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's a fever dream.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Okay Epic Universe, well done.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why buy a subscription to this bullshit?
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

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November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My hip is not happy with me.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My Apple+ subscription is going up $3 per month. Fuck you Tim Apple.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Amusement parks are just torture chambers that you willingly pay for
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Milkshake flight
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Day sorted
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Stop with the news I'm on vacation
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If any of you ever finds this in a thrift store please buy it I'll pay you whatever
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM