Kelly Weiler
@beaglehaus.com
Wife, sister, daughter, mother. Abortion is healthcare. I quilt, watch soccer, and seethe daily. All dogs are good dogs.
Headed to the grocery store this morning to buy a piece of chicken a piece of broccoli a corn tortilla and one other thing, $3 clutched tightly in my hot little hand
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Headed to the grocery store this morning to buy a piece of chicken a piece of broccoli a corn tortilla and one other thing, $3 clutched tightly in my hot little hand
Hot take, seat 17A on Alaska with nobody in the middle seat is just as good as first class I will not be taking questions at this time
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Hot take, seat 17A on Alaska with nobody in the middle seat is just as good as first class I will not be taking questions at this time
Does anyone have the scoop on the @soundersfc.com preseason schedule late January/early February?
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January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Does anyone have the scoop on the @soundersfc.com preseason schedule late January/early February?
We are on our annual clothes shopping expiration with the grands and I'm here to report the 80s are back
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We are on our annual clothes shopping expiration with the grands and I'm here to report the 80s are back
We're watching Broadchurch for the first time and I love David Tenet's Scottish accent so much I just want to curl up with it like a hug. But also thank goodness for closed caption because I don't understand most of what he says. It's still so delicious.
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January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
We're watching Broadchurch for the first time and I love David Tenet's Scottish accent so much I just want to curl up with it like a hug. But also thank goodness for closed caption because I don't understand most of what he says. It's still so delicious.
Any of my Seattle friends have an Alaska upgrade certificate they might want to give me?
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January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Any of my Seattle friends have an Alaska upgrade certificate they might want to give me?
Seeing MAGA folks already cheering this murder on and asking for more. This country is well and truly fucked.
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Seeing MAGA folks already cheering this murder on and asking for more. This country is well and truly fucked.
We have time to see one more show in NYC, in addition to Oedipus. I'm thinking Maybe Happy Ending? Any other suggestions?
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
We have time to see one more show in NYC, in addition to Oedipus. I'm thinking Maybe Happy Ending? Any other suggestions?
It looks like I'll be able to make a showing of Oedipus before it closes! We can go on February 7, second to last day. Should we go for the matinee or the evening performance? Or would the last day be better? That's a matinee. Opinions?
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It looks like I'll be able to make a showing of Oedipus before it closes! We can go on February 7, second to last day. Should we go for the matinee or the evening performance? Or would the last day be better? That's a matinee. Opinions?
Friends who have been to Lisbon and/or Porto: what's some don't miss things to do, considering it'll be the beginning of February (probably not great winery visits?) Port tastings maybe? All suggestions welcome!
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Friends who have been to Lisbon and/or Porto: what's some don't miss things to do, considering it'll be the beginning of February (probably not great winery visits?) Port tastings maybe? All suggestions welcome!
Had a hankering for bangers and mash. There are limited options for Irish bangers here in NC but I find these at Fresh Market. These are some big bangers!
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Had a hankering for bangers and mash. There are limited options for Irish bangers here in NC but I find these at Fresh Market. These are some big bangers!
This is the only good news I've seen on my skyline today.
I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is the only good news I've seen on my skyline today.
I feel like I could maybe do a better job heading up CBS than whatever it is that's going on right now.
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I feel like I could maybe do a better job heading up CBS than whatever it is that's going on right now.
Stuffed full of saag paneer and garlic naan, and now it's time for the Great New Year Bakeoff followed by Taskmaster Champion of Champions. Indian food and British TV, a perfect combo.
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Stuffed full of saag paneer and garlic naan, and now it's time for the Great New Year Bakeoff followed by Taskmaster Champion of Champions. Indian food and British TV, a perfect combo.
🚨PLANNING NERD ALERT🚨 I don't make New Year's resolutions, but every January 1st my partner and I carve out a block of time to make our Plan For The Year and to revisit last year's plan to see how we did. Then I put all the holiday decorations away and clean the house.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
🚨PLANNING NERD ALERT🚨 I don't make New Year's resolutions, but every January 1st my partner and I carve out a block of time to make our Plan For The Year and to revisit last year's plan to see how we did. Then I put all the holiday decorations away and clean the house.
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@supersecretsqrl.bsky.social at New Year's Day brunch
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
@supersecretsqrl.bsky.social at New Year's Day brunch
This is a @justicar.xyz appreciation post. He knows what he did.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is a @justicar.xyz appreciation post. He knows what he did.
The best thing about mashed potatoes is the mashed potato waffles the next day.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The best thing about mashed potatoes is the mashed potato waffles the next day.
This went better than I could have expected. Everybody was happy to participate and we all had a great time!
Am I going to be that annoying Christmas dinner host that springs a surprise mystery game on her guests? Why yes, it turns out that I am. 🔎🧐
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This went better than I could have expected. Everybody was happy to participate and we all had a great time!
The youngest just took off from Seattle. Time for a nap before I pick her up at midnight.
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The youngest just took off from Seattle. Time for a nap before I pick her up at midnight.
On this day of Festivus I aired my grievances about how miserable my husband is to travel on a plane with (he's actually a fabulous travel partner except for that). I feel much better now.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On this day of Festivus I aired my grievances about how miserable my husband is to travel on a plane with (he's actually a fabulous travel partner except for that). I feel much better now.
River got locked in my sewing room for a couple of hours and instead of, ya know, just barking to alert us she instead chewed up two spools of thread, destroyed the door frame, and pooped under my sewing machine table.
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
River got locked in my sewing room for a couple of hours and instead of, ya know, just barking to alert us she instead chewed up two spools of thread, destroyed the door frame, and pooped under my sewing machine table.