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STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕
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“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...”

A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.

lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
a̵b̵o̵l̵i̵s̵h̵ ̵I̵C̵E̵

*arrest ICE*
a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with the words `` murderer '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with the words `` murderer '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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You basically have a moral imperative to buy physical media or pirate it.
Ethan Hawke First Reformed Vest .jpg
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I generally enjoy procrastinating as much as anyone, but what do you mean I'm not getting my 1099 until mid February?!? I want to do my taxes NOW
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's a little chilly out on the river today, but you can't beat the view.
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Before the TERF lady got canceled, I had plans to make a Harry Potter/Van Halen parody song called "Hot for Kreacher"

so shoot your shot before it's too late. and never get a tattoo of a property whose creator isn't dead yet.
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I am firmly entrenched in the In-Between. I have no idea what day it is, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Alabama is dead. Long live Indiana.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Tired: Happy New Year!
Wired: Happy Public Domain Day!
Welcome to the Public Domain, ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (1930) 🎖️

🎬 The third film to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards is a realistic look at World War I. Experience the first filmed adaptation now in the #publicdomain.

Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai...

#PublicDomainDay
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
My Internet has been out for three hours. This seems like a bad omen to be ringing in 2026 under.
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Starting dry January early tonight - gonna watch the Phish show and get TURNT on 0.0 Guinness
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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The final day
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Welcome to the ✨For You✨ feed!

It finds people who liked the same posts as you, and shows you what else they've liked recently.

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August 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Caution: don't let your kids watch Ottawa's junior hockey or PWHL teams, lest the eldritch numbers be summoned
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've seen basically no Stranger Things chatter on my timeline today, but plenty of gay hockey chatter. I'm proud of y'all.
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Gaping holes, filled. (in your teeth)

Clearly these people did not spend enough time on the Internet in the early 2000s.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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December 16, 2023 at 6:09 AM
my new favorite Grinch adaptation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJ...
The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM