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barssuk.bsky.social
Espeon 🔮
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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illufinch.bsky.social
#pixelart #ドット絵
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
erin chack (@ErinChack) on twitter: [my first day in a drug cartel] kingpin: where's the coke me: is pepsi ok? hehe [later] police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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kaerura.bsky.social
I'm way too happy that he's finally done, so a few pics of my new masterpiece for years, before taking him outdoor for more pics 🥳
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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esvrld.bsky.social
an oddly familiar-looking giant black bird on some other website that you don't have to worry about: TRUMP: i want you to give the garfield man the same alien serum you inject me with to keep me alive for another month DEEP STATE GUY: sir, that's not the garfield man TRUMP: what? DEEP STATE GUY: that's the dilbert guy, sir TRUMP: is that the one with the tie that's also his penis DEEP STATE GUY: yes, sir TRUMP: we don't like that one so much AIDE: no, sir TRUMP: okay, shoot him with the cancer gun instead. give him double cancer DEEP STATE GUY: sir
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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aracuya.bsky.social
pet lobster
#art
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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michellestringer.bsky.social
Tweet by vanthiyathevan If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles Response by kun @theekundavai well maybe you should have principles Response by vanthiyathevan you're right maybe I should
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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jimmymakepeace.bsky.social
Hello #portfolioday

My name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an illustrator who likes fantasy and pulp!

I am available for freelance work this year, email in bio!
A barbarian stands surrounded by skeletons in an ancient throne room, lit in red. A knight with glowing eyes in 15th century armour and a pretty red cape. A knight on horseback with a lance and a sheild, covered in sun motifs, surrounded by a floral border A dragon swoops over a blasted landscape, on it's back an archer takes aim.
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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qntm.org
The year is 10007. Novelty New Year spectacles work fine, as three is the normal number of eyes to have
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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histoftech.bsky.social
Barbra Streisand
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling Al "slop" in 2026. Images of satya Nadella and MS AI logo. Microsoft logo redone to say Microslop
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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esvrld.bsky.social
as a body language expert i can confirm that the new year appears stressed and is probably dying soon or whatever
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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mrpussy.xyz
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
batterpunts.bsky.social
joke for dutch speakers only
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
batterpunts.bsky.social
hello friends, merry approximate christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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cpsc.gov
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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cpsc.gov
Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.

Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.

youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
escooter lithium-ion battery yule log fire for your home - Fuego con batería de iones para tu casa
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
SEASON'S GREASONS
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
every game should be billed as "stardew valley, but with [X]"

we should have, at most, 3 genres. brain games, hand games, and other

controllers should have three prongs like they used to. it was actually correct that way

kirby is sexist
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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jesseh.bsky.social
Tumblr post from nohoperadio Jun 4, 2024 A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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clementcomposer.com
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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sayatsugu.bsky.social
#jayvik Bloopers 1
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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floramus.bsky.social
Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄

The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:

Pigenpalace.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM