basaly.bsky.social
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Can't believe how often they say "treat them for everything" on House
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Can't believe how often they say "treat them for everything" on House
The only people that can be trusted with the PLUR shit are Asians from western sydney
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The only people that can be trusted with the PLUR shit are Asians from western sydney
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Me remembering to put on the eye cream my wife got me before bed
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me remembering to put on the eye cream my wife got me before bed
People don't like it when you grunt at the gym but it's fine to moan trust me
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
People don't like it when you grunt at the gym but it's fine to moan trust me
Screaming into the void: Chinese noodle house doesn't even have the best dumplings in that postcode
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Screaming into the void: Chinese noodle house doesn't even have the best dumplings in that postcode
Any amount of alcohol is harmful in the same way any amount of love is harmful
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Any amount of alcohol is harmful in the same way any amount of love is harmful
A not-insignificant portion of the world's political turmoil has arisen from people unable to come to terms with being dogshit posters
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A not-insignificant portion of the world's political turmoil has arisen from people unable to come to terms with being dogshit posters
Do you reckon benching 2 plates is gonna get me into the kingdom of heaven
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do you reckon benching 2 plates is gonna get me into the kingdom of heaven
I'm the guy that came up with DDA compliant showers. They should absolutely flood the whole room when you use them
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm the guy that came up with DDA compliant showers. They should absolutely flood the whole room when you use them
Great man thanks
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Great man thanks
I'll be damned if Jamie Oliver influences my dietary choices
October 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'll be damned if Jamie Oliver influences my dietary choices
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ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane
Really leaning into eating like a child recently. Everything is yoghurt pouches and fruit cups
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Really leaning into eating like a child recently. Everything is yoghurt pouches and fruit cups
Why the fuck does my PDF reader have a newsfeed
September 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Why the fuck does my PDF reader have a newsfeed
Only thing more despicable than the guy himself are all the so-called progressives mewling about free speech and tragedy
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Only thing more despicable than the guy himself are all the so-called progressives mewling about free speech and tragedy
Before Gemini I always found the Google assistant to be quite good, especially for home control stuff and also very accurate voice texting. Now it is a piece of shit
August 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Before Gemini I always found the Google assistant to be quite good, especially for home control stuff and also very accurate voice texting. Now it is a piece of shit
Wife: I'll leave you if you keep quoting George W Bush. What movie should we watch?
Me, tearfully holding up a Ryan Gosling DVD:...
Me, tearfully holding up a Ryan Gosling DVD:...
August 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Wife: I'll leave you if you keep quoting George W Bush. What movie should we watch?
Me, tearfully holding up a Ryan Gosling DVD:...
Me, tearfully holding up a Ryan Gosling DVD:...
The left is completely silent on the subject of men having a large jamon iberico ham on their kitchen counter that they can carve a slice from at their leisure - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing
The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether progressives want to talk about it. So the stage has been left entirely clear for the far-right.
August 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The left is completely silent on the subject of men having a large jamon iberico ham on their kitchen counter that they can carve a slice from at their leisure - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing
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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
July 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
ZIRP brain has ruined us
One claim I really don't understand about AI is the idea that it'll go away because they're all losing money. Losing money while building a product is just normal company behavior? You borrow and lose money to try to make a thing and/or control the market, and then you angle for sustainable profit.
July 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ZIRP brain has ruined us
The sympathetic nervous system is when my gf has back pain so I have it too
July 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The sympathetic nervous system is when my gf has back pain so I have it too
Absolutely fucking normal post
Well, I hope you don’t have Medicaid. It might get ripped away from you and your family.
I will do anything I can to help you-
And I pray you have permanent
insurance. 🙏🙏🙏
I will do anything I can to help you-
And I pray you have permanent
insurance. 🙏🙏🙏
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Absolutely fucking normal post
Just like everything online, mythologising weightlifting was fun when it was a big joke. And like everything online, it was ruined by people making it their whole personality
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just like everything online, mythologising weightlifting was fun when it was a big joke. And like everything online, it was ruined by people making it their whole personality
Guy who talks about everything like it's a health kick: yeah I've been really getting into cordial
June 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Guy who talks about everything like it's a health kick: yeah I've been really getting into cordial