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Beer is healthier than soda. Whimsy. Science (fiction). Tech. H+. Miskatonic University Alumni. Proficiens.
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the first good poem written by AI
Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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The discovery of organisms that have been alive for many thousands of years requires a revolution in how we understand life. An Essay by @karenlloyd.bsky.social
The discovery of aeonophiles expands our definition of life | Aeon Essays
The discovery of organisms that have been alive for many thousands of years requires a revolution in how we understand life
aeon.co
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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My article on aeonophiles (ultra-long lived organisms) came out in Aeon Magazine today!
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This animation brings the ancient Roman road network to life, traversing disparate regions of the empire at its peak to show how these roads supported the agriculture and commerce that made such a sprawling polity possible
Explore the vast road network that made the Roman Empire possible | Aeon Videos
Travel the roads of the Roman Empire – a bold project mapping 300,000 km of a vast, ancient network is brought to life
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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AI will somehow 'solve energy' and is 'on the verge of curing all diseases' but the bottleneck is that people 'wont accept the singularity.'

It feels very like "I am worried about the rapture because my favorite teacher is not a born again christian."
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This book has been so soothing. I have probably learned more about the foreign policies that shape the world just in the first three chapters than I have in at least the last 15 years of news media. 🙃 It's helped clarify a lot of the absolutely batshit nonsense of the current timeline. COMFORT READ
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Great day to learn about the fluoride mechanism so you can explain it to your friends.
internet people lie about fluoride
YouTube video by Angela Collier
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I've seen a few "actually, a lot of dems are really good at the internet, they just aren't getting attention" please give me non-AOC, non-Bernie examples so that I can educate myself.

I will say though, being good at the internet MEANS GETTING ATTENTION.
I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
March 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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So you’re saying … 💃 copying other people’s work… 👯 without permission …🕺 is bad? 👯‍♂️
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Smile. Your enemies hate it.
December 19, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Kemi Badenoch, leader of the UK
Conservatives who has Nigerian heritage, posted a speech on Twitter where she said immigration was too high and the UK needed to increase the rate of deportation. Racists are in the responses saying “start with yourself”.
November 29, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Prof Njoya lining up to be Omtatah's Ndii was not in my 2024 predictions. Year of bullshit finishing strong LMAO.
November 26, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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Whispering in their ear, "I understand it now" when it slips out the first time.
November 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:57 AM
He's about to bite.
are his ears allowed to do this?
November 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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late night snake doodlin'
November 16, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Life tip: Nobody is stopping you from putting a dot on the top of your USB cables

It takes 1 second and saves you trying both sides and somehow only plugging it in right when you look at it
November 16, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Frieren
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Now, to bring that nonsense here.
a green frog with a red mouth is looking at the camera
ALT: a green frog with a red mouth is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM