barney farmer
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this http://bit.ly/33iyIe8 this https://bit.ly/2PKjMRI and that https://bit.ly/3v32pj8 so…
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
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Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑
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November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑
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@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
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November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Lovely fags.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Lovely fags.
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It gets worse. H/T @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It gets worse. H/T @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social
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It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse.
Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU
Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse.
Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU
Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU
Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.
Due to huge public demand (and several final demands from EDF) 'Gout Carter' prints are available once again, signed by myself and Barney Farmer etsy.me/4qpQfLW
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.
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To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
Anyone suffering from gout should eat 8-10 fresh cherries per day or take one slug of the concentrated juice, available at all good health food outlets. Clear it up in no time and prevent recurrence.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.
To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
July 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Anyone suffering from gout should eat 8-10 fresh cherries per day or take one slug of the concentrated juice, available at all good health food outlets. Clear it up in no time and prevent recurrence.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.
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It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek
I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷♂️
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I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷♂️
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek
I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷♂️
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷♂️
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
I saw you across the bar and was wondering if I could palp your concerns.
June 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I saw you across the bar and was wondering if I could palp your concerns.
“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”
We're doing a limited run of 'Carry on Camus' A3 prints, signed by @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I (chin chin!), two of which have already been sold (see pic*). If you'd like one, drop me a DM, or message me at shorturl.at/t6828
*Barney's black rug not included in the price
*Barney's black rug not included in the price
June 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”
Almost certainly same room where I had the idea. The working-man’s study.
It’s not hanging in The Louvre, but it’s still in good company! @leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social
If I get three promotions and my own office (or divorced), I’ll transfer it to more salubrious surroundings
If I get three promotions and my own office (or divorced), I’ll transfer it to more salubrious surroundings
June 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Almost certainly same room where I had the idea. The working-man’s study.
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It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
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And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
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Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.
May 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.
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VIZ cartoon 'ALLEN' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/3GQpBcV
May 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
VIZ cartoon 'ALLEN' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/3GQpBcV
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VIZ cartoon 'For Crying Out Loud' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4mkdCom
May 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
VIZ cartoon 'For Crying Out Loud' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4mkdCom
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February 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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There's a brand new VIZ in the shops tomorrow.
Buy a copy.
Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.
Buy a copy.
Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
There's a brand new VIZ in the shops tomorrow.
Buy a copy.
Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.
Buy a copy.
Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.
I’d like someone else to go quietly in my sleep.
Despite what I said earlier, whenever I get this form in with the registrar docs I always think "my preference? Not deceased please"
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’d like someone else to go quietly in my sleep.
