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Jonah Bamel
@bamelawyer.bsky.social
Associate Attorney at Capua Law
Former Law Clerk, North Carolina Court of Appeals
J.D. '19, Wake Forest School of Law
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Why did the clock keep running after Mack Hollins went out of bounds on the flea flicker? #Patriots
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Oh god damn it whose petard is this. Swear to god every single time. Oh wait no, haha, sorry. Sorry everybody. Yeah that’s my bad. That’s on me
June 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Your Taskmaster Series 21 cast: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Cracking up at this CBS Pats/Bills graphic skit
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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WE ARE IN

THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What a World Series
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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ARE YOU SERIOUS, CEDDANNE?!
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Oh HELL yes
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
There are a lot of fun cameos and bit parts mentioned here, but I think Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova deserve serious consideration for carrying the entirety of ONCE.
New question for the class: what are your favorite appearances by a musical artist in a film or TV show? Playing live, acting role, whatever. Whaddya got?
August 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The joke so good that it made them consciously break the established geography of Springfield youtu.be/BoJGZM4I62k?...
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The key to good legal writing is clarity. Exceptional clarity persuades. Unclarity sows doubt.

Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith.

Edit for clarity.
July 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I’m just saying, I don’t want judges and clerks to read my briefs and think “wow he’s so smart, he did such a brilliant job of arguing that claim.” I want them to think, “how does that bozo luck into all these cases with slam-dunk claims?”
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Never forget that #SesameStreet once did a sketch based on Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, which involved a Swedish fisherman counting seals until he found the seventh one.
June 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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OK.

I’m going to watch the Tony awards tonight.

Big time.

I NEED some glitter and art and human striving and glory right now.

Who’s with me?
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Post a banger that’s not in English.
June 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Time
Tom Traubert’s Blues
Come On Up To The House
Jersey Girl
House Where Nobody Lives
What are the 5 best Tom Waits songs?

If you don't know who Tom Waits is, please re-post this until you find someone who wants to share their answer (while you're listening to every album).
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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IMO one of the greatest TV jokes ever written
April 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A second lamp in the belfry burns!

Old North Church, April 18, 2025 #TwoLanterns #PaulReveresRide250
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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As popes go, Francis has been quite a good one. I hope we have some more time with him.
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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this is amazing

Lions just messing with the Bears now. Fake Fumble 🤣🤣🤣
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM